User: bassplayer
These are the most recent forum messages posted by bassplayer:
Re: Initial thoughts on this news
...just kidding.
But seriously, they do.
Re: Initial thoughts on this news
T-Mobile sucks!!!!
Re: BOOOORING
Backwards here. December was slower than this month has been so far. This month we are projected to do 150% of what we did last month.
Same last year.
Great...
Next they will try to take away our ability to consume alcohol while driving.
Politics.
Re: Dum Azz People
tell them that if they had AT&T you could download their navigation service on their phone and find it right away. That's what I always tell my non-customers looking for anything.
I'm not freaking mapquest, but I can download something to your phone that will be and make money off your stupid self, or you can just leave while you are still retarded.
Re: Is there anyone out there...
Nothing here, Washington.
But one of the people that work at the store down the street got the famed "Call from ups" that everyone is getting.
That just adds to my worry.
Re: Samsung Rewards
Washington.
Waiting.
Wondering.
Wish ing.
Wasting time posting.
Re: Samsung Rewards
no...
Does that help?
Re: stupidity at its worst (best?)
just tell them that in order to do that you need to have a credit card tied to the account now to do that, and then charge their card and say "oops".
That works too. and then lick their water damage sticker so they can't return the phone.
That's why I suck my thumb all the time now, so it's constantly coated with a thick moisture so if someone has a problem with their phone, suddenly when I examine their ...
Re: Samsung Rewards
what state are you in?
Liveperson, positve chi
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Re: samsung rewards
I actually emailed them and they confirmed that they did get my validation paperwork and they will be sending the cards out as soon as they are done validating the sales...
I originally emailed them a few days after I faxed out my paperwork and they said they were hoping to send out the cards in a few weeks. So my guess with all their delays we should be seeing the cards a few days before they expire... which ...
Re: Who should you feel bad for?
Just making fun of dumb people.
Who should you feel bad for?
I have a... well kind of a family, that comes in from time to time to pay their bills.
They are missing a few colors from their crayon box... anyway, its a mom, her daughter, and her daughters new born daughter that come in and ask random questions, and I mean dane cook random, and get confused by any kind of simple answer I give them. To the point where I avoid them and hide when I see them.
For ...
Re: Samsung Rewards
my guess is that they lost so much money from people scamming them that they had to recoup their losses before they gave out any more rewards.
first time... pretty awesome
So, just had a lady come in with her motorola v325 saying she was having problems with it. Every time she plugged it in it was telling her it was unable to charge.
I plugged it in and found the same so I took the back off the phone...
There was an LG 3300 battery in the phone...
I love mondays.
What makes this story even better is that she told me that she was having the same problem with her other ...
warranty covers?
I just had a kid who brought his chocolate in because his keypad "fell off"... not his fault of course, it just came off when he slid the phone open.... right.
Verizon gonna warrant this thing? I said no, I'm at an agent location so it doesn't matter either way, but I'm just curious. The kid's like 15 at best.
#min
do the math. It's pretty simple unless you're mentally challenged. If you are, just send the numbers to me and I'll figure it out for you... for a small fee.
but don't worry, I'll pay your early termination fee for you.
Re: My phone is under warranty
because you're a girl?
Re: In Florida
Those aren't candy, those are paint chips dude! No wonder there are wires in them, peeling them right off the walls aren't you?
That's not healthy man, you might get something, like diarrhea or something
Re: In Florida
wireless version of reese's peanut btter cups? What kind of peanut butter cups were you eating with wires?
Re: Return of my wireless Haikus
bassplayer said:
Sprint is bad, mm kay
don't take my word for it man
trust the ex-custies
Re: Return of my wireless Haikus
Sprint is bad, mm kay
don't take my word it man
trust the ex-custies
Re: Wow people. Just wow! Go Sprint Nextel!
you can feel free to call them idiots, you don't have to mack your true feelings here. Anyone who cares about doulbe standards these days doesn't have a job or buy anything, or is an idiot.
Re: the perfect older person phone(just for fun)
That's too complicated. Here's my solution:
Roto Dial so you don't have to adjust.
A casette tape in the back that records everything so there is no "voicemail" to check, it's all stored there.
No ringer, just a car battery you hook up to the person to jolt them when they're called.
As for text messaging, it comes with a pad of paper, envelopes, and 12 free stamps.
Every phone comes with a electric collar that jolts them if they get near a ...
I'm so glad I pissed you off.
I had this couple walk in, ignore everything I asked them, ask questions of their own that I could simply answer if they were responsive to me, and then just doddle around for 30 minutes doing nothing! Out of the blue he just walked up to me and gave me his phone number. No reason, just walks up and says nothing just gives me his phone number.
"555-1234"
"uh...do you want me to look up your account now ...
Re: i'm filling out a review...
Due to lack of reasonable paychecks and prolonged hours of worktime I have lost significant amounts of unwanted, and sometimes wanted, pounds without ever stepping foot in a gym. Saved me time and money, all at the cost of a real life. Thank you!
Sweet
That's the definition of "awesome" when you look it up in the dictionary.
As for the kids: punt them if they're small enough, and whisper sweet nothings in their ears if they are teenage. Works best if they're the same sex. They'll hide with their parents and behave the rest of the visit.
I tip my hat to the god of stupidity
Two customers walk in with brand new motorola Q's. Probably a problem working the software, no biggie, maybe a technical question or a defective device right? Wrong.
"How do I get my voice mail? everytime I call the voicemail number I just hear my voicemail"
These phones were upgrades mind you. These are not customers new to the Verizon setup. Next lady in the group.
"Why does it say *86 for the voicemail number?"
She knows her password ...
for all the ray haters
It's sure hard to get something deleted when you play by the rules. Quite being whinny dorks, either get a real life outside of phonescoop where you can use dirty words and insults, or accept getting ratted out when you do stupid stuff. The only real reason Eric or Rich would delete something is if it could offend their viewers, who are you trying to hurt anyway? The people who created this website?
Seriously, if there's something ...
Re: My post directed towards ray was deleted.
or who sells phones to drug dealers.
Who the hell has a $1000 deposit AND money? like the two go hand in hand.
Re: Last Day Of January
I am #2 in my market and have 3 out for today. Inventory is tonight though. I think I'll wear the same socks again tomorrow to get back at my company for keeping me late.
Re: Driving Sales
See I don't work at a mall. I think that would be a great idea, but we're just a store in a strip mall.
which isn't the same at all as a mall even though it has the same word.
Re: Driving Sales
Awesome.
Re: I love all the idiots that walk through this mall...
The earrings are there so he has somewhere to rest his legs while he's....
Oh wait that's not phonescoop appropriate.
Driving Sales
Hey fellow phonescoopers. As you all know I work in a store, and we have dead slow days here just like everyone. Question is, have any of you found a working solution to this problem that actually does attract customers to the store, or how do you raise the sales in your store?
Obviously once the customer is in, encouraging them to buy more accessories and add ons increases revenue, but has anyone here found a way ...
Re: Verizon Rant, sorry
I've actually turned someone out of my store who is now planning on changing service providers because I told them that Verizon is working against them. Everyone that comes in pissed that we can't do anything, I just agree with them, agree with how lousy the program is, and tell them to call customer care and complain to them because they are working against us to. It's awesome.
Re: Verizon Rant, sorry
yeah that's what's happening at our store too. I just don't understand why we can give only partial of the credit the customer is owed. The way I see it, Verizon only wants me to give them half of their credit, that's all I'm giving them and I'll tell the customer that Verizon lied to them. I don't give a rip about what Verizon wants me to do if they're not going to let me do ...
Re: Verizon Rant, sorry
that's what we were told too. We were supposed to be clones of Verizon corp. Maybe everything is still in the works, but I haven't seen anything real big, except for partial ability to do NE2. Seriously though, why wouldn't Verizon want all of the stores to be able to do everything? It's only hurting the customers and Agent stores, but mainly the customers that come into the stores only to hear no no no, ...
Re: Verizon Rant, sorry
we are now. But we still can't do full NE2. If we do give them full credit, it comes out of my pocket... way cool. FRU phones... nope. I had high hopes of all this, but now, it's the same crap, but they expect more from us. Weak.
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