Shop Talk
I'm so glad I pissed you off.
"555-1234"
"uh...do you want me to look up your account now or what?"
"yeah?!"
That was the highlight of the visit. Very random guy. Too much crack.
So then I need the last 4 of his social... which he trips out about. "I have a password on my account so no one can get in." well that's great but I still need the last 4 of your social. "nope" yep "nope, I've never been asked for it b...
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m-What can I help you with sir?
c-I have a proposition for you. It will only cost you a penny a day for the next 15 years and you can give me a razr today for free.
m- 😲 But sir, it would cost me $300 today to give you one I can't bill out a penny a day for the next 15 years as a payment option.
c- You can do anything you want.
m- ummmm
c-Have you ever seen fight club?
m- Yeah
c- Peace.