Shop Talk
Return of my wireless Haikus
Just when you thought you heard the last of my wireless Haikus, I was inspired to write more after the accolades given to Sprint employees recently.
Powerful is Sprint
Motorola Red RAZR
It is eye candy
Powerful is Sprint
Motorola Red RAZR
It is eye candy
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Tool is certainly a good band. So is Fuel. Too bad Chris declined the frontman role of the latter. His freshman album is pretty good.
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You missed a seventh syllable in the second line.
PowerSource handsets
Bring together two great worlds
I wish I had one.
PowerSource handsets
Bring together two great worlds
I wish I had one.
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Unfortunately The Box doesn't grasp the 5 7 5 structure of a traditional Haiku.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku »
The joy of Bluetooth
Without wires without a cord
It is my freedom
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku »
The joy of Bluetooth
Without wires without a cord
It is my freedom
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bassplayer said:
Sprint is bad, mm kay
don't take my word for it man
trust the ex-custies
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RayCarroll70
He meant to say 'don't take my word ON it" which DOES follow the 7 syllables..
mmm kay?
He meant to say 'don't take my word ON it" which DOES follow the 7 syllables..
mmm kay?
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Man, you are truly demented. I know you're a hardcore troll and all, but wow.
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Sprint has potential
And they're growing by the day
Perhaps they're just scared
Best mobile broadband
Care, nowhere to go but up
Underdogs do win
Verizon, Cingy
So many port-ins each day
A matter of time
Negativity?
Unnecessary, not cool
We do the same job
And they're growing by the day
Perhaps they're just scared
Best mobile broadband
Care, nowhere to go but up
Underdogs do win
Verizon, Cingy
So many port-ins each day
A matter of time
Negativity?
Unnecessary, not cool
We do the same job
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Why, thank you.
I guess I just don't get bashing the "weaker" competition, if we're getting them SO much business.
And in reality, the biggest headache we all deal with is CUSTOMERS, not competitors.
I guess I just don't get bashing the "weaker" competition, if we're getting them SO much business.
And in reality, the biggest headache we all deal with is CUSTOMERS, not competitors.
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I can tell you something else you embrace. But I'd rather not get warned and the post deleted. YEEEHAW 😎
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such hatred you have
there must be a reason why
I'll stay out of it!
Defending network
Only reason for this thread
now we're bashing ***'s?
Lets keep it peaceful
Despite annoying people
I've got no beef, none!
there must be a reason why
I'll stay out of it!
Defending network
Only reason for this thread
now we're bashing ***'s?
Lets keep it peaceful
Despite annoying people
I've got no beef, none!
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Verizon custies
So happy in my Sprint store
We treat them better
Absurdly long waits
Reps don't care about custies
Brings us many ports
(I can't really say I'm speaking for the nation, because I work at the only Sprint store in my state, and NO ONE's coverage is good here (cingy doesn't even exist here!), but in my state, Sprint rules. We take care of our customers, many of whom openly praise us for not brushing them off the way reps at Verizon would if they're not a new sale. But again, I speak only of my area. I have no idea what Sprint or Verizon stores are like elsewhere in the country. And I do know Sprint takes a bad rap nationally, but in our store we exemplify what good customer service should be, so it's hard not to take t...
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So happy in my Sprint store
We treat them better
Absurdly long waits
Reps don't care about custies
Brings us many ports
(I can't really say I'm speaking for the nation, because I work at the only Sprint store in my state, and NO ONE's coverage is good here (cingy doesn't even exist here!), but in my state, Sprint rules. We take care of our customers, many of whom openly praise us for not brushing them off the way reps at Verizon would if they're not a new sale. But again, I speak only of my area. I have no idea what Sprint or Verizon stores are like elsewhere in the country. And I do know Sprint takes a bad rap nationally, but in our store we exemplify what good customer service should be, so it's hard not to take t...
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What store do you work in StarryNight?
Welcome StarryNight
You are an asset to us
Be proud for your store
Welcome StarryNight
You are an asset to us
Be proud for your store
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I'm in Vermont.
I've been trying my hardest not to associate myself with my carrier, for risk of getting fired, but I had to stick up for my Sprint!!! 😁
I've been trying my hardest not to associate myself with my carrier, for risk of getting fired, but I had to stick up for my Sprint!!! 😁
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Look guys there is Sprint
You want to pay your bill?
Five dollars they charge
You want to pay your bill?
Five dollars they charge
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The only places that charge $5 to pay your sprint bill are radio shacks and other 3rd party dealers, not corporate stores.
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long time viewer 1st time poster. i have to ask this question to ray: how much does sprint/nextel pay you to plug their business???
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nothing extra they just let him suck their balls since he gets off on that.
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why did you title this thread "Return of my wireless Haikus" as if we were glad to see them? You are cheapening the entire forum with this crap.
sprint is terrible.
sprint is terrible.
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Too many syllables in the first line, you have 6 (yoda is 2). In a traditional Haiku, there are 5 syllables in the both the first and third line with 7 in the second one for a total of 17 syllables.
I like haikus
They invoke serenity
Into my daily work
I like haikus
They invoke serenity
Into my daily work
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its good to know the shop talk forum is now the poetry forum, this thread is crap 😡
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Phone Scoop is awesome
Rich Brome, Eric Linn, Eric Zeman
They are insightful
Rich Brome, Eric Linn, Eric Zeman
They are insightful
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🙂 see I can come back from a day off and read lovely haikus to help pass the time 😁
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If you enjoy reading this I suggest you find the closest 20 story building and jump off it.
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Unless of course, you're raycarroll70, then find a 40 story building...Power Up!
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