User: DJ Parkay
These are the most recent forum messages posted by DJ Parkay:
A$$hole call center reps
My biggest beefs with call center people...
1. They will grant access to the account to anyone but the account holder. They especially like to process upgrades and feature changes for people who are not authorized users but the actual account holder cant eve ask qestions about their bill.
2. They tell customers that the corporate retail stores can do things like - test batteries - troubleshoot PDA phones - install phone software - fix broken phones.
3. ...
Re: Stupid People and Bill Payment Machines
Holy **** I just got one more. Some ugly, I mean killer clowns from outer space ugly, didnt understand that even though there are 2 lines on one account you cant put a payment toward just one line. Stoopid mofos.
Stupid People and Bill Payment Machines
Me: "If you don't want to wait in line you can use the bill payment machine?"
Cust: "Well I have two lines."
Me: "And how will that prevent you from using the machine?"
Re: At&t or T-mobile
boost mobile!
Re: Hopefully, an esay sms/txt question...
Thats because VZW only wants you to talk/text other VZW customers. That's their plan to get everyone in "the network."
Next they will make you grow big caterpillar lookin eybrows to improve your reception.
Re: WOW!!!! The idiocy of people!!!
Yes, this person is a mental midget.
Re: What do you mean...
hey did i used to work @ your store last month?
Re: Return/Exchange Policies
Yea people are assholes. Even when you try to help them they still want to **** and piss all over you and act like 12 year olds.
Re: Verizon blocking Mp3's ?
Use the USB cable.
Re: no game
august sucked forme because i only worked a week. by the way this month sucks for you because im stealing all your sales.
no game
July and August blew. This month is rocking. Step up your game.
power company and gas pumps
So do they argue with the power company that they didnt leave the lights on that long?
When they pump gas do they say "my tak isn't that big."
Customers can be assholes. I am thinkig it only happens in the wireless business too...
Re: GRRRRR
I wouldnt brag about being an indirect or a monkey buddy.
Re: craziest thing you've talked about or done while helping a customer
I fart all over them and talk to them about the last time I shi+ my pants. Its why I have brown undies.
Re: I LOVE THIS CUSTOMER!!
Nice.
Re: cingular / at&t
HAA your company sucked before as it sucks now.
Re: Strangest bill payment ever...
I allways wonder why the lazy fu
Re: freezer burn
The same kind of retard that would put their head in the oven.
Re: I'm probably barking up the wrong tree.....
Check the internet. I hear its the new thing.
Re: oh bull$hi+
???
oh bull$hi+
Dude y ou know you totaly love to "service" overweight ladies. Maybe you could start charging for your "services" and turn that in to your new job. You could have an a la carte menu like a cafateria, which is where most of your customers like to send their free time anyhow.
8O
Re: I'm bored...
Damm what state are you in? If i got threatened with that I would have introduced him to my tire iron. It's chrome plated.
Re: whats a brew????
Ok. Name it and clame it. Reply is a month late.
Re: "I'll have your job for this!" (kinda long)
That was a rep talking to you? Wow, I mean all reps know that call center people are scumbags but we typically dont say stuff like that to your faces.
Re: Whats everone think of UMA devices
Its popular as hell with business owners in Tennessee right now. unfortunately one company Big Pink Stink has the monopoly on the UMA stuff and doesnt advertise it for $hi+.
Re: What can brown do for you!?!?!?!?!?!
Well when its brown you can track by smell. If you have a dog they can even tell you were its been.
Re: What can brown do for you!?!?!?!?!?!
How would you like some brown on your nose?
Re: T-moble SDA Internet Connection
It is not possible to do without the total internet package. Any phone even a crappy razr has to have the total internet package if you want to tether. The exception is the blackberry line of prodcts which need the BB internet package to tether.
You would look under connection manager on your SDA to tether your laptop and by the way -ITS IN THE MANUAL!!! so RTFM!
Re: What can brown do for you!?!?!?!?!?!
Funny how they picked BROWN as their color. Same as POOP.
Re: Funniest of Ever
I hope he owns a pistol!
10 things to do at a store with no traffic.
1. Go in the back and prepeare a pile of phones for the ass customers. Prepare as in rub stuff on the earpiece that would be unplesant like crotch sweat for instance.
2. Go poop.
3. Go pee.
4. Smoke.
5. Start a small trash fire and cook hotdogs (unless you have a grill).
6. Prank call your competitos from you demo phones.
7. Call the sprint customer care center - youll kill an hour on hold ...
Re: Sorry but I don't feel sorry..
Condoms are cheaper than cellphones. So is the pill.
Re: umm
ZZ top reference dipshi+.
Re: Okay, have just found the dumbest question ever. (LONG)
Isn't suncum at&cingular now?
Re: Okay, have just found the dumbest question ever. (LONG)
Ill pull your hair!
Re: why do you own a phone?!
That was a prelude to a cheap come on probably.
umm
I want a Velcro Fly
Re: account holder information
Yea when I call about my own accuont they do the same. Pricks.
Re: account holder information
Im just saying that call center reps let all kinds of people have access to shi+ they shouldnt.
Re: Okay, have just found the dumbest question ever. (LONG)
How bout a bop on the nose out back by the dumpsters?
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