Shop Talk
I need your help!
customer i swear
UNLTD DATA CARD
sound thread need
Cust(very country with a cackle): Hey ya'll man this some-bitch hahahaha i got this thing here man ahahahaha man some ppl done sent me pictures hahahahaha when I save them it saves hahaha and I got no audio when I call out hahahaha
rep: so what? Your ring isn't working or the earpiece...Run that by me again.
...the conversation continues like that. Basically trying to save a multimedia message in-tact (not video) where it is 2 seperate files. So you can save audio or video but they are seperate files. Amazing conversation, I was still trying to figure it out when the rep was able to determine what was going on. Kudos to the re...
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I'm just going....
"...may I have your name please?"
umm.... that's a long name! I'm sorry1! ๐คฃ
Why can't customers accept the repercussions of her actions?
I just had a custy come in... She had 2 lines on her account that were just activated in june. she wanted to upgrade her line. I looked at her account, vaguely recognizing her but not knowing where.
She wanted to upgrade her mom's phone. I told her that she just activated and could not upgrade until Blah Blah Blah date. She then started this story that she used to have 4 lines on her account and decided to cancel 2 of her lines because the bill was too high (nevermind that she could probably have added unl data and unl messges and probably cut her overage fees in half-- that's another story) and she cancelled them to make her bill lower. After cancelling all other phones on ...
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Consider the following
Ampsterdamn is my real name, Armpit.com or a real life story of being nice to customers on the following. Slap the mean ones so they get the idea.
lava lamp in my store and being nice.
For those who dont buy phones
For Example......Grandmas Blackberry
Gma: I been thinking about gettin a cell phone, my kids all have them and they say that i should get one.
Rep: It is definitly a good idea, especially since there are no domestic long distance charges. Plus you will be able to use it anywhere.
Gma: Ok, well what do you got?
Rep: If you have an email that you use to keep in touch, or use a calender you will need one of our blackberry's.
Gma: I dont need nothing fancy.
Rep: This is something your not going to want to short yourself on. Its going to make your life much more managable, and its very easy to learn.(cough)
Gma: Ok, I'll try it.
Rep: Great, here you go. (...
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Since when did....
Hi how are you?
Just looking
No no, i haven't gotten to the how can i help you part yet, i asked how you were.
๐ณ goooood, i'm leaving now.
GOOOOOOD!
Crazy hospital lady
me: "do you know what kind of rotamola phone you have?"...
cust: "nope",
me: "ok well can I have your tmobile #"
cust: I don't know my tmobile #
me" I can give you a # you can call to get your #"
cust "I'm in the hospital I don't have a pen"
I'm pretty sure she was in the loony bin....
Today in my local AT&T store...
Amy: Yes?
Rep: You're next on the list, how may I help you?
Amy: My phone broke, I want a new phone.
Rep: Ok, let me look up your info (custy gives number, etc). Hmm. Our system shows that you don't have wireless insurance and that you aren't eligible to upgrade until November.
Amy: What? I need a new phone, mine is broke. how can I get a new phone?
Rep: Well you can buy one at the no commitment price, or you can get a go phone kit and use it on your account.
Amy: (getting pissy) But I've been a customer for several years, why can't you just give me a phone so I can use my service?!
Rep: (turns screen toward custy, getting irritated at her) Our records show that you activated your service with u...
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under the weather...
ATnT Nokia
And what phone is the best.
it's gonna be 1 of those days...
Snipers
Shorten this up, I was offered a job, turns out she was the manager. Said they could use more people like myself, and pointed out she had secret shopped me a couple months earlier and that I did really well.
I was a little taken aback. I know I am good at my job, but seriously? She said I could start tomorrow if I wanted?! Any hours I wanted, and they would match my pay. I know my ...
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