Shop Talk
Consider the following
We could all just chill... walk around the park, look at a squirrel, think about life a bit. Wear a coat and scarf, think about life, write a poem or whatever you feel like at the moment. Then walk home with the intent of never becoming the person you once was ever again.
Ampsterdamn is my real name, Armpit.com or a real life story of being nice to customers on the following. Slap the mean ones so they get the idea.
lava lamp in my store and being nice.
Ampsterdamn is my real name, Armpit.com or a real life story of being nice to customers on the following. Slap the mean ones so they get the idea.
lava lamp in my store and being nice.
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But what if the squirrel was half eaten by a wild ghetto pitbull, the poem was actually angry Metal lyrics and the lava lamp became a black light bulb?
What if your scarf was actually a spikey leather BDSM collar?
What if your scarf was actually a spikey leather BDSM collar?
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I use to have a Lava Lamp in my store. I would shake it when I was pissed off.
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