Shop Talk
Warranty what?
So this woman just came in with three boxes stacked on top of each other.
C- "Can you box these for me?"
M- ".... sure?"
She places three open boxes on the counter. Being sure that the woman can see me, I very slowly take the tape and shipping label out of one box, seal it, then apply the label. She looks at me like I've just performed some kind of magic.
C- "Is that it? That's all you have to do?"
M- "Yes. Everything you need is in the box."
C- "Wow! Has UPS been by here today?"
M- "No, but these are USPS, not UPS."
C- "Oh, the Post Office! Now I have to drive all the way over there...
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Cheap Customers
I am.........
You're going to do what to the phone?
Now for any of you out there who have ever had to call and speak with the CELLULAR department of Moto, would know that when you call them, you're ALWAYS calling outside of the country and speaking with someone who can barely repeat a plain sentence in english back to you successfully. (Once I had a rep congratulate me on m...
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the second winner of the day is ( long )
lady walks in with a bag and a box i instantly know her i sold her a phone back in January. she pulls the box out of the bag and i am starting to run things in my head, i am sure you all don't need me to explain the C M thing
to protect the identities of those involved the names have been changed.
M-hi Mrs Jones, how ya been haven't seen you in a while.
C-they rejected my rebate they said i didn't put the bar code in the envelope.
i look at the letter and sure enough thats what it says, ok i think customer forgot to put it in, so i pull up her invoice while i try to think of a way to ask the following question without sounding accusing.
M-mayb...
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isnt it kinda funny
SPRINT SERVICE!!!
time constraint
For the love of consistency...
What I don't enjoy is when a company can't get their footing and they constanty try new and ridiculous things to make it work. I'm not talking about being innovative, or thinking outside the box. I'm talking about the way they keep throwing out random objectives and changing the focus every couple of weeks so that the reps just end up running around like chickens with their heads cut off. I feel like as soon as I get my footing in one metric, they stop caring about it and all of a sudden there's twelve other things to focus on. Move your focus to those ...
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Co-Workers
Im the store lead in my store, well today is slow only 2 people wrking myself in that number and the oter is a 19yr old girl that spend most nights out partying, almost everyday she comes in complaining that she is tired and doesn't want to be here. Well today same story and then after lunch she goes into the back and lays her head on the bck table for like 1hr 1/2 finally she comes out n asks can we turn on the heat(its colder in the back)i say well ya and you can say out here. my question is - Do you all think I should bring this up to my manager??
What part of "Call from a different phone" don't you ****ing understand?!
M: Me
C: Cranky Btich
M: "I need you to take the battery ouf your phone."
C: "I'm on the phone"
M: "I apologize, ma'am; but you do need to be on a different phone"
C: "I've been dealing with this for an hour! Why didn't the first person tell me that?"
M: "It says so on the recording, ma'am".
That's only a part of what happened. She was a total bitch! I hope the next person gives her the same make and model! I'm a dick, huh? 👿
You couldn't find a freakin' dollar?
DUMBEST PROBLEM OF THE DAY
C:Um...i have a problem with my phone a person i'm sending a picture to can't get my picture.
Rep:Have you tried sending pictures to other people?
C: yes
Rep: Did they recieve them?
C: Yes, i sent out a mass picture text just one person can't recieve it
Rep: Sir that's a problem with the person who's recieving the text not yours
C: oh are you sure?
Rep: yes sir everyone else is getting your pcitures correct
C: Yes, just this one person can't
Rep:Sir they would have to call their phone provider to get assist on that
Honestly...I thought that was a dumb question...what's the dumbest thing you've heard a cust say or ask?
FREE
Next person that asks for something free, I'm going to give them a free kick in the nuts.
What the F**K is wrong with people today?
M = Idiot, I mean, me.
C1 - "I was wondering if you guys will call my mother and tell her I'll be home late today."
M - "Unfortunately, I cannot do that for you."
C1 - "Why not? What am I paying for then? Can you transfer me to her?"
M = You're paying for the ability to use your cellphone and take it with you. Unfortunately, we are simply not able to call someone for you, or transfer you to outside lines."
C1 - "Well, that's bull****, I want a manager. I'm going to report you!"
So I transfer him to a sup. I stay on the line for a second, and as he finished his whining, the sup says... "Ok, well, my agent did advise you that we are not a Switch Board Operator. Did you have anything related ...
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hands down the weirdest last name ever...
PAM on Simply everything
I have had a few customers ask about it.. and need to know yes or no.
If you have, please let me know the feature code to add it, and cost associated with it.
My goodness
That is all.
Two days of wireless industry work for me.
Yay.
I can't stand people that whine about refurbished phones!
Yeah, because your new phone worked that well, right? 🙄
so i just had a custy not only blame me
these ppl are getting tricky






