Shop Talk
Not the home number
Do you call the cable company and provide your gas company account number?
There's usually 2 or 3 a day, but today there's been about 8 or 9.
good ole store reps....
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at&t care reps
I thought customers were bad
Dude, I do n't care about your family drama, just pay your damn bill
I don't know why that store rep who told you he was changing your plan didn't actually change your plan on this account. I don't know why there's no notation at all about changing your plan pricing on this account in the last 6 months or more. All I know is that you've been running a past due balance from the very beginning, for over a year now, for no particular reason, I know that I've updated your mailing address and email address as you've requested, and I know that threatenin...
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Message to STORE REPS
woot woot
How stupid are we?
Customer: I want to exchange my phone I have only had it 28 days you have a 30 policy.
Me: ok let me look at your account. Unfortunatly you got the phone from wirefly and you need to exchange through them.
Cust; but I can never get hold of them and I only have 2 days they wont get it back in time.
Me I am sorry but I can only exchange phone bought through cusotmer care. π‘
cust.
well its an a phone bought for att so you should exchange it as a courtesy.
Oh I empathize with you sir but it cant be done through our systems.
I am gonna cancel the service and all my business lines from att landline if you dont excahgne my phone.
me: πΏ I understand your frustrate...
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Phones that break themselves
Why?
Cause their phone cracked it's screen all by itself. It was just sitting in a case and in the morning it was broken. πThese people are the most argumentative of any other callers.
What a fun day.
OMFG
T-mobile activation rep help me!!
I haven't any idea how this post will help, but I have a line of customers!
crap.
Found
WTF ate they thinking?
Quick question, fellow American call center workers
Pretty sure it's an OSHA violation but that's just me.
Automatic approval?
That or just hang up on the customers that i can't understand. If you're going to call someone DON'T MUMBLE and SPEAK CLEARLY. I would rather them yell at me than whisper. At least that way a can turn down the volume instead of have it cranked trying to hear them
This one takes the cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Not a problem man, whats your phone number?
Customer: ********
Me: alright, it'll be $76.40 plus a $1.00 convenience fee totaling $77.40
Customer: But my bill Say's $76.40, why is it a dollar more?
Me: There is a $1.00 fee to pay here at the store, you can avoid that by paying online or mailing in your payment if you'd like.
Customer: no.
Me: No what?
Customer: Absolutely not, I will not pay another fee for this phone.
Me: Alright, I'm sorry I couldn't help you. the website is www.tmo....
Customer: I am going to pay my bill here, but you are not going to charge me.
Me: I'm sorry, It's not a fee I can waive, and it's only a dollar.
Customer sits on the FLOOR< >...
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WHY do customers interrupt me when I'm speaking?
Cust: I'm trying to order a phone.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that, if I could just get....
Cust (interrupting): I'm trying to order it online, but the address doesn't match, so it won't place the order.
Me: Again, I'd be happy to help you with that, I just need your wireless number, you interrupting beach.
Cust: XXXXXXXXXX
Me: Just one moment while I pull up the account. Now, what kind of phone were you trying to order?
Cust: I want the 8GB IPhone 3GS.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGG
π‘ πΏ π‘ πΏ
True customer question: "What's a user guide?"
Actual response: "A user manual."
The end of TMO as we know it
It may sound sappy but I have always had the customer's best interest at heart. I pride myself in being able to connect with every customer, fix their issue and even anticipate their needs. I do all of this because I was trained to do this, yes, but also because if you can't take pride in the job you're doing then what is the point? Things went really well for several years. My supervisors always told me that they appreciated my dedication and, ev...
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I LOVE screwing with customers!
Me: Hey, thanks for calling T-Mobile, its jon.
Customer: I have a question for you, My boyfriend has that new HD2, you know wich one?
Me: Of course, whats up?
Customer: Yo, he locked the phone and can't remember the password, how can I fix that?
Me: Send him into the store and I'll take care of it here.
Customer: Is you sure I can't do it? He is busy right now.
Me: ***seeing what she's getting at*** Sure, all you have to do is shake the phone, but make sure it's straight up and down
Customer: It's not working, what am I doing wrong?
Me: try holding the phone with both hands in front of you and keep it perfectly straight as you shake it up and down
Customer: This feels weird, are you sure...
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