Shop Talk
i don't know if customers are playing dumb, or they are REALLY dumb.
Question for sales reps
are you kidding me?
...like this lady who "needed to use our phone" for an emergency call...
..then she makes not one but three calls and ends up chatting for ten minutes. 😡
and as she leaves i notice she's wearing a coach scarf and carrying a coach purse....
maybe she should buy a PHONE. 😳
next time i might be mean and say that sorry, i'm not allowed to let anyone use our store phone and to try calling from the concierge desk so i can phonescoop and fight with my android phone in peace. 😈
Oh Wow
The last call I got? Whoa, I spent yesterday reading ghost stories and reading really gross medical stuff and that didn't creep me out.
The call did.
Customer wanted to know if we could tell him how to broadcast live feed from one i1 to another using video so he could watch it, as supposedly he has a burglar problem.
When I asked for some further examples, giving some of my own "You mean kind of like a webcam or?", he goes.
"Well. it'd be like giving your mother a phone, turning the camera on and watching her around the house..." and then pausing, going. "Or just watching and recording while you're not there to see what's happening."
👀
Asked him to hold, asked my...
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funny email addresses
last call i had:
c*chie4you@************.***
Brilliant idea Sprint! (not)
Best option for SERO switch
Anyone know if there's better deals out there? I bought the Samsung Intercept for Virgin Mobile but didn't switch yet and would like to stay with Sprint but it's getting kinda hard.
With taxes and feed, I'd be paying about the same with VMs $40 plan as with my $30 SERO plan plus insurance.
If any of you guys and gals can help me, I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
Then: Iphone sux. Look at my voyager. Now we have iphone
Dealer
Any one ever had anything like that? I work in a call center so I only hear about it second hand.
It's so slow
AT&T Corp Store Rep
All I want to know is if we can perhaps help her with the price on the Samsung Rugby II...
Its very sad if that did happen... but I've heard some tall stories in my time too.
I'm sorry Sir however I do not deal with discounts like this... retentions however maybe able to assist. 🙂
Why I refuse to sell you a PDA/Smarthpone
2. You tell me you only need it to make calls
3. You ask if the data plan is required
4. You didn't know why the phone would need a data plan
5. You didn't know anything about a required data plan AT ALL until I brought it up.
6. You want it cuz "everyone else has one"
7. You called it a Blueberry.
8. You can't find the power button
9. You're pissed cuz I won't give you a free car charger, even though the Blackberry you want comes with almost everything already - a home charger, three power adapters, a USB data cable, a software CD, manuals, and a Blackberry branded pouch.
10. You ask me where the keyboard is
11. You ask why there's a software CD.
12. You ask if you can put it on a prepay accoun...
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Iphone talk in Shop talk :o
To Verizon with love....
Verizon is finally ending the monopoly on the Iphone. I was happy not because I am an Apple fanboy, far from it actually. No I was happy because I loath the Apple fanboy
The IPhone a$$ hat is far from your normal customer, The IPhone a$$ hat is superior in all ways not only do they crap golden bricks ( because there's an app for that ) but they demand the up-most respect, due to the usage of the best phone on the planet!
The IPhone a$$ hat will do his best to annoy you on every call and do not ever imply there may be a device issue. As we all know in Tech support, it is not the device issue when the touch screen stops responding, no sir that is because there is a t...
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Credit
Buyers remorse for verizon?
Verizon Sales rep