Shop Talk
Samsung Rewards? Where art thou?
Responsibility
Me- How can I help you?
Guy- I have that program were it plays music when someone calls.
Me- You mean ringtones?
Guy- No they hear it
Me- Oh you mean callertunes, how can I help you with that?
Guy- It doesn't play the damn song anymore
Me- Well did you turn it off or delete the song?
Guy- No I haven't messed around with it since I got it.
Me- Ok well what it sounds like is that the song expired it you have changed anything.
Guy- WTF so you mean I have been paying for it and its not working?
Me- Well your paying for the service but you need to update the songs every so often
Guy- It should just work
...
(continues)
Do you know how long i been a customer?
Get this..
Calls in a couple of hours later and wants me to "BLOCK his caller ID"...
I didn't think that was possible, I though he wanted me to block private calls coming to him.. ๐
Guess he like to keep himself in suspense as to who's calling... ๐ณ
Guy calls in and ask's whats the number for...
Complaints for Alltel
Stupid Saturdays.
I could not go out last night because I had to work today.
Had I worked at my normal store, I would have. But noooo I had to work an hour and a half away. At 8am. Who does that!?
I'm currently sipping coffee and playing with my phone. Haven't seen anyone even pull into our parking lot yet. And we are in a strip mall, so NO one has had any customers yet.
*le sigh*
How is your saturday?
are you serious????
1. You are not the account owner therefore how are we going to find your account when you are only an authorized user??
2. Your signature- do you think it is legible??
Come on seriously are you stupid???
AAAHHHHH!!!!
ATT Store Manager Salary
I heard that their base is 35k + commission depending on how much % of sales objectives they meet.
And also, do the salaries differ alot by the size of the store (A,B,C,D)?
Thanks in advance,
WHAT!?!?!?!
i mean really if something will not come off after like 5 minutes of messing with it then why would you open it up and take it out!!
what has happened to common sense!!
Bye Bye Agent World
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what makes them think this...
People are such big babies. Everyone wants to be spoon fed. I swear...seriously. So much for quitting smoking.
Here'a thread over in the wireless carrier section that has me ROTFL.
why does AT&T automated system suck?
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Today is slow so heres a poem.
I sit here and wait for you
To come in and purchase an LG VU.
For hours on end
And days at a time,
I watch you walk by
While Im writing this rhyme.
My accessories stocked,
My floor so clean,
A fat lady came in
She was really mean.
I paid her bill,
and fixed her Blackberry
Her breath was smelly,
Her arms were hairy.
Sometimes I think
I hate this place.
There are some customers
I should hit in the face.
But Ill be alright
Ill be just fine,
Come get your phone
Maybe the LG Shine?
People who don't deserve a contract
We have a sign out front and today we decided to advertise our pre-paid services. The sign reads:
No Contract
No Deposit
Free Incoming Calls
She comes in and says
"um... yeah, had a question real quick. Ya'lls sign out there says no deposit and I wanted to know what that was"
I say
"It's for Pre-Paid"
She says
"ohhhhhhhh ...
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