Shop Talk
Today is slow so heres a poem.
My Poem.
I sit here and wait for you
To come in and purchase an LG VU.
For hours on end
And days at a time,
I watch you walk by
While Im writing this rhyme.
My accessories stocked,
My floor so clean,
A fat lady came in
She was really mean.
I paid her bill,
and fixed her Blackberry
Her breath was smelly,
Her arms were hairy.
Sometimes I think
I hate this place.
There are some customers
I should hit in the face.
But Ill be alright
Ill be just fine,
Come get your phone
Maybe the LG Shine?
I sit here and wait for you
To come in and purchase an LG VU.
For hours on end
And days at a time,
I watch you walk by
While Im writing this rhyme.
My accessories stocked,
My floor so clean,
A fat lady came in
She was really mean.
I paid her bill,
and fixed her Blackberry
Her breath was smelly,
Her arms were hairy.
Sometimes I think
I hate this place.
There are some customers
I should hit in the face.
But Ill be alright
Ill be just fine,
Come get your phone
Maybe the LG Shine?
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