Shop Talk
I do NOT get paid enough for this!
"Im going to go tell everyone i know.."
it never fails...
the moment i come back with my lunch hella people come in.
so irritating.... why can't they come in when i have NOTHING else to do!??!
Naughty Minister's Husband
Yesterday he came in to complain about his bill being way more than I had told him it would be. We sat down together and I began to look over his bill to try and determine what happened.
He had over one hundred dollars of additional programming charges. When I found the itemized list the "problem" became evident. Pay per View charges for titles such as "Naked B...
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anyone else?
i spent from 10:00am to 1:30pm cleaning. i had three people come in for technical issues.
about 2:00 i had someone come in with a drenched Chocolate - and she LEFT IT ON so the thing was overheating. i actually burned my hand trying to take the battery out, while water is dripping on my just-cleaned counter....
about 2:45 i had an old couple - at least in their seventies - inquire about the blackberry storm. a couple questions into it and i realized they expected me to give it to them for free. with no data plan. fat chance.
i told them the price of the storm. i showed them the free phone - the u340 - and they actually stormed out all pissed off. uhm...
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People are stupid.
She said she was finished on her side of the conversation. When I was about to politely explain to her that we could not process an exchange under these circumstances, that we needed to get the information from the device in order to continue, she hung up.
So this dumb broad is under the impression that she will be receiving a pho...
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Question for CS reps
I got a call today and didn't give away any info. I couldn't if I wanted to since I'm an agent, but still... it sounded a little bit odd.
Verizon Chat Convo.
A Verizon Wireless online pre-sales specialist has joined the chat. You are now chatting with Jarrod
Jarrod: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?
You: where's the iphone?
Jarrod: I'd be happy to help you with that.
Jarrod: Are you an existing Verizon Wireless customer?
You: no
Jarrod: The Iphone is not a Verizon phone.
Jarrod: What key features in a cell phone are most important to you?
You: anything that has a apple logo on it.
Jarrod: Unfortunately we do not Sell Apple phones.
You: โน๏ธ
Jarrod: I am sorry.
Jarrod: What key features in a cell phone are most important...
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Our team just........
We are the sh!t...
We avg at a 3.09 < I think.... Oh well we still get that paper... ๐ >
I just love...
So..
Yeah its going to be nice to have extra time off, but on Wednesday I have to work at a sister store, so basically I'm going to be making them money and nothing for myself. Getting the guaranteed pay this week as well, being as how were not going to be making any commission at all in our store, so another downer. And on Thursday, I'm basically on call as of when I need to come in after the remodel folks are done, to clean up the mess (drywall dust, anyone?).
So, my big question is, should I really honestly work hard at getting sales while I'm ...
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F QA!!
But how exactly do you feel empathy for a customer who wants to cancel for no other reason but because the contract is up and has a work phone now and dosent use it.
How in the hell can i feel for that? Its not like i hate your service im cancelling or something.
Goodness...
What just happened?
C: I just dropped this phone in water, and it doesn't work. What can I do to get another one?
M: Let's check out your account and see what options we have...Ok great, you can renew your contract and get a phone at the lowest...
C: Don't want to
M: ๐คจ ok... well the other option is just buying a phone at full retail cost.
C: Why would I sign another contract if this one isn't up?
M: ๐ to get a phone at the lowest discounted price
C: How much is your cheapest phone at full retail?
M: About 170
C: And they can't fix this for free? What's the point of a contract then?
M: (Face palm) do you have insurance?
C: NO
M: k... ๐
C: I'll just go to Verizon then
M: ...
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A ghost of shop talk past needs some input
And if not for an unfortunately swimming accident, I would likely still be. Now I'm a GameStop geek instead.
Having said that, I'd like a little input from the more competant techs out there. Preferably the ones who actually know what a PRL is (not what it stands for, what it actually IS).
My hubby and I are forced to get new phones, as our 3 year old V360s are in their deathrows. We are considering either the Sam T819 or the Nokia 5310. I've read the reviews and they are less than pr...
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:::f'n annoying:::
I'm talking to a customer about phone prices with new activation and if you can give them a discount etc. You step away for 1 minute max while they're looking to answer another customer's question and when you turn around your coworker is handing them THEIR business card!!!! What a b!tch...
a 50 year old woman throwing a tantrum. effective....
a lady comes in to pay her bill
she wants to pay visa. at our location we do visa and check over the phone, therefore we need the billing account password to do so.
i try to pull up her account so i can see what she owes and have the info on-screen for when i call it in... but.... she doesnt know her password. lovely. we try the password she suggests. it doesn't match.
i start to tell her that we need the password in order to process the payment over the phone
she gives me some "whatever! you are ******* incompetent" and starts shoving her wallet into her purse and throws my pen onto the counter in my general direction.
i go, "no ma'am, i am not, i am NOT ABLE to get into your account without t...
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5 line iPhone cancel
Any other AT&T Retention reps get hit with the cancels for multiline iPhone cancels?
Who agrees that those should not count? THERE'S NO SAVING THESE CUSTOMERS!
I told the guy he could save over $1500 if he just returned them to the store and cancelled thru buyer's remorse. He said "no big deal, I'll just pay it."
He payed a $400 bill for the month so he's not going to profit much from this venture.
Frustration....
Wow...I feel so bad...
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