Shop Talk
Drunk man walks into my store
I then watch him get into his car and drive off.
What would you do and all that crap I'm suppose to ask to get some sort of conversation started. Post some junk kids. I don't even care. All you needs to do is just say, hey drunk, you are drunk and you suck. I just wanted to tell my story so back off. If you got a problem with me I don't care.
I hate my face.
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If you live in North Carolina ...
Lazy Management
Lets start off with i'm only an assistant manager although it seems more like i baby sit my area manager and make sure he gets to keep his job so i dont have to deal with the BS of his job clean up his messes and smooth things over with the employees when he decides to pull some retarded crap like disappear to to the bank for 2 and a half hours and then complain about the garbages being full ( 2 cups and a wadded up paper towel ). The beginning of march I take my first vacation in just about two years working with this guy so I can fly a friend of mine out from the east coast and have some fun for a change...
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There are...
The part of town I work in gets a little rough after dark... like the mall down the street always gets shot up in the parking garage. Or someone gets stabbed and they're running through the mall because they're foreign and they don't know what to do. No one can understand them. Although, of course if I saw someone who's stomach was drenched in blood and they're running around, I'm going to call 911, but it doesn't make it any less scary.
I wish we had signs in our parking lot that said something to the effect of:
If you have no business with *insert name of business here* then you will be towed promptly....
Thank you,
Speed's Towin
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Lock downs for live demos
Sometimes...
Like the, sweet, young mechanic that just dropped by to pay his bill.
Rarely ever do I get tongue-tied around a good-looking guy, but I couldn't really help it in this case. I had to keep my mouth shut or I was going to ๐คค all over the keyboard.
ATT Store
Anyhow I just heard the local ATT Corp store in my town is hiring as well and i do work for an ATT Call Center, well its contracted but i know all of the information ect. And i have had horrible luck with store interviews, always told im over qualified for in-store sales. ๐คจ Anyhow anyone have any clue on what to do to get a good opportunity for a job at an ATT Store?
Verizon Blocked Numbers
samsung rewards site down......
i'm glad my tax dollars going to good uses...
Yes, she was serious. What made it worse is that they had 5 kids and one on the way. Wow.
P.S.
I have more business/operations management knowledge than some of my superiors....i can't wait until i move.
Happened a while ago...
I was not feeling very generous or serious this particular day, but thought I deserved some fun.
Since my calls didn't get screened or monitored for QA, I decided to do the following to kill some time...
LOL = Little Old Lady
ME = Well... me.
LOL: My phone is broken! I need a new phone!
ME: Okay, ma'am, first I need to pull up your account and verify some information before I can fully assist you.
LOL: I NEED A NEW PHONE, WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!
ME: *thinking she's either senile or couldn't hear me, I s...
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New Jersey Indirect Channel
Names/websites/phone numbers/ ect.
I got a killer resume and I want to go back home.
NEW STORE!!!!!!
i left my company and got into a store..thats actually in my town, so no driving through raliegh traffic anymore... i love my store.. and im ready to get back in the grind!!
god luck out there selling!!!!!
How to deal...
ok this is kinda gross..
I probably shouldn't have said this...
So I'm sitting in the mall kiosk today, and we had a guy in a FedEx uniform walk up.
I say hello, and he tells me that he needs to buy prepaid minutes from ****Wireless. I point to my nametag and inform him that we're not ****Wireless, but ****Cellular.
He laughs, apologizes, asks where ****Wireless is, and I tell him that it's down the hall.
While he's walking away, I had one of those moments where by mouth was working faster than my brain, and I say, "On your way back, would you mind bringing us some UPS boxes by?"
He stops, turns around, and says, "UPS? I'm Fed... Oh, I see what you did there."


