Shop Talk
Junior Terrorists
Okay, yesterday This woman comes in carrying a Qwest brochure. Apparently she just had service set up with us (VZW) and was asking one of the sales-types about price matching. She's one of these people just looking to pick a fight, you the fat, redneck types that go on a FOX tv show to cry that someones kids arent Christians (remember that?) She has her loud, annoying kids with her to. Anyhow, she starts going into this whole "you don't want to keep me as a customer, You don't want to price match Qwest, so you don't want my money" kind of thing. She's just going off on one the sales-type... not that it matters to me, I'm just a lowly tech. I'm just glad she's not having phone probs. So I watch in amusement,...
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New story to amuse the masses
Today, I filed a claim for a guy whose sidekick was damaged in an automobile incident. Here's the kicker: he was hit by a PARKED CAR! That's right. You got it. This guy was hit by a car that was in park.
Apparently it was his friends car and she didn't put the E-Brake on. They got out and were walking in front of the car. They made it like 15 ft. and the car tagged him in the back of the legs. It stopped when it hit him, but it nailed him good enough to knock his ass down and crack the s.hit out of his sidekick.
The same guy also told me that he almost didn't get the insurance. He never dropped his phone before, so when he bought the sidekick, he told the guy he...
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Amazing
My ex husband was abusive. He was a jerk. He was 21 years older than me (actually, still is!) and when I was married to him he wanted me to work with him as Night Staff as the security for the boarding school he worked at. When I divorced him I obviously had to give up the job and it was seriously one of the best jobs I've ever had.
I was bored and went on the school's web site just to look... He's still there and still desperately needs a hair cut (he never got hair cuts, he looked so scruffy!) but there's a new face. I stared for about ten seconds before her name registered. Same last name. His new wife. She's YOUNGER THAN ME! jesusmaryandjoseph! ...
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customers should be required to take a test to own a phone
My last 2 1/2 hours of work
"I've been with you for a year and paid faithfully on my bill."
I wanted to start laughing if she hadn't been so very rude I would have. A ye...
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one after the other after the other....am i on candid camera>?
cust 1..alcohol on breath, over his spending limit, and never current on his bill, and not believing he should be charged anything while his phone is off..catch yourbill up// 🙄
cust 2..young lady complains phone isn't getting signal where she lives..for 7 months!!!
her mom came along to try and get 7 months of service for FREE! was in the store yelling at customer service..."NO..she will not renew" 'NO..she will not pay a termination fee".."NO! NO! "i am going to call the attorney general!" heres and idea..don't wait 7 mon...
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Did they let the "Special People" out for the day?
I set the alarm off right away this morning because I put my key in the door before I punched in my security code so I felt like an idiot. I'll get over it after I've had my coffee.
I get my morning go-juice and have this nice older gentleman come up to me right away. YEA! I'm thinking I will have a sale right away! Good way to start the day! It doesn't go so well. He starts to complain about the nights starting at 9pm (everyone is in bed at that time!). He has unlimited now and no one can offer him any better, although his phone does not work where he needs it to for business. He doesn't care if our service will work where he needs it to a...
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are customers really from outer space
my most common question...
Sidekick
We get a lot of teen-aged kids (especially boys) who are 'interested in yer sidekick device'... and it's also a toy that is really geared toward a younger age bracket (probably late high-school, early college kids) who as a rule have not the greatest credit. As a result we've been offering it as a pre-paid option.
To get it set up as a pre-paid you need the pre-paid activation code that is meant for the Sidekick... the one that sets up the data (it takes a dollar a day for unlimited data access...
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customers are like babies
customers need to realize cellphone service is not free, and just like anything in this world, you pay for what you get. if you use your mins pay your bill, whining and crying over your bill wont get you anywhere. customers need to learn to listen, listen, then speak, let the rep finish explaining, one thing reps hate more, is repeating, second throwing tantrums wont get you the free razor, if you are nice, we will be nice, if you are a punk, we will bring it on . customers of the world please grow up, dont be such babies
3.5 hours to go
I am competing in a powerlifting meet tomorrow, so no more wireless world for me after 7 tonight! Woo hoo! 😎
ANYONE WHO SELLS ME ANYTHING IS A CROOK!
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The Golden Sim Card
Customer: You are going to give me that simcard out of the box right?
Me: Did you lose yours?
Customer: No I just want it for backup and it comes in the box
Me: Ok it will cost you 20 dollars and I will have to activate it
Customer: So I will have two active sim cards, right?
Me: Nope, your other sim card will become inactive.
Customer: I want to give it to my (whatever)
they need a phone.
Me: You want to add a line, Im sorry but you are not eligible to add a line.
Customer: Then I will just buy the sim card for 20 dollars
Me: Ok I will have to activate it under your account and your other s...
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Got a new job!
The GoPhone Glutton
Another Wonderful Customer
Upgraded a customer on Sunday....
Comes in yesterday bitching that his antenna hangs when he pulls it out (not that the damn thing up makes a bit of difference anyway)..
I swap it out for him....
Calls in a couple of hours later and says why did we charge him $160 for the phone when its only $110...We tell him that the price changed on Monday.
He wanted to bring the phone back and have us return it and then sell it back to him at the new price... 😳
And why didn't we tell him that the price was going to change..Like we know (we get price changes the same day they go into effect. No notice) in advance....
That would be like going to the gas station and paying $2.25 a gallon one day and the next d...
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what customers should know