Shop Talk
Motorola SLVR with iTunes
But there is nothing on the CSP about the launch and I haven't heard a thing about it, I feel especially neglected by phone scoop if I hear of something first it is usualy on here.
another cool article about idiot customers
Part 1 (of 2): The Classifications
For a couple of years now I've been compiling a series of observations about cell phones, their usage, and their frequent abuse. Sadly these have remained unpublished in my private journals until now, when any number of humorists, stand-up comics, columnists, and even some academics have already beaten me to the punch with their own original findings. Regardless, in the following you will find the initial results of the first phase of my own research, an effort to classify various types of public cell phone users. Maybe you won't discover anything new here. But for me the following is a chance to exorcise a series ...
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gettin my slappin hand ready....
..and all because he wants a new phone..well we put him on the horn with CC...and inform him that the ONLY person who can reset that rebate..is the manager from a year and a half ago!! 😳 So then the guy comes up and asks for him!! I had told him there is NO one here from that time, and i was unable to do anything....so ...
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the new rules for calling in
2. dont be eating when you call customer service, we hate hearing chewing on the line.
3. listen first, then speak, we hate repeating ourselves.
4. do your homework, i mean research before calling in.
5. have pen/paper handy.
6. need to realize cellphone service is a service, not something we are going to give you for free, so be realistic on what you expect from us.
7. if you are nice to us, we will be nice in return, if you are a punk, you will get it.
8. we are humans just like you, so treat us how you will prefer to be treated.
9. avoid use of profanity when calling, you will make us very unhappy quickly.
10. we are the experts, dont try to ...
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This was going to be a happy mush thread then this woman called.
We're running a promo on the RAZR... buy one get one free. Any version... silver or magenta. I was in 'lets sell these bad boys' mode when a woman called in saying she'd seen the add. We talked about the phones, how great the deal was, the coverage, was she going to travel anyplace with her phones... blah blah blah then I ...
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We're going to hell
We just sold a Prepaid phone to a customer. The reason why he said he was getting it is because he's having an affair with his wife. He already has a regular account, he just wants to have a second phone that his honey can call him up on.
What the hell is wrong with people?
WalMart & Snapper lawnmowers
I read on AOL Finance News yesterday that the CEO of Snapper lawnmowers had opted out of his agreement with WalMart. Snapper has for years provided lawnmowers at a premium price, with the consumer understanding that the product was top of the line. WalMart was pushing Snapper to continually lower the prices, which would have required Snapper to find an alternate, cheaper, lower-quality manufacturer for WalMart's mowers. The CEO decided this was an unhealthy thing to do for his company, and pulled the plug on the whole deal with WM. He basically said Snapper will not allow its products reputation of top of the line quality to be degraded by being manufactured at a cheaper price, a...
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I have not cursed at them yet, I'm doing good.
You know what, I'm starting every call with. "I will only answer your questions if you give me your credit card number and agree to place an order for a minimum of one phone. Otherwise, check the web site, I'm not being paid to let you sit here and pick my brain. In fact, the fact that you are calling and wasting my time is actually costing me money. D...
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silly remark
my first rant and rave
well, in our slow little store, not much happens, but this guy sent me for a loop.
right when he pulls up in his beat up volvo that sounds like it will soon expire, i had a bad feeling. Home boy is wearing overalls and is in his 50's... sweet.
after the common intro and attempts at selling i start losing my sales approach, simply because he is one of those nay-saying customers. everything you tell him, he has a "friend" (i use this term loosely, he probably has no friends) who had X problems with the same phone/service.
well, i try explaining to him the meaning of "no roaming" in the midst of my shpiel, he begins yelling "HELLO!" and leaning closer to me. i mistook this for excitement...
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Phones you wish they never cancelled
thoughts? opinions? questions, comments or concerns?
New guy here
so,l in keeping with the spirit of the forum, i'll shar some horrible CS stories.
working in a call center (my frist sales job, selling nfomercial crap) I had a woman with a thick accent call in, at this point accents were easy for me, so it was smooth sailing. i went through my set up, got her sold, and started punching in information, asking her for her street name she utters "Rehobeth" Say it out lo0ud, and then you'll understand how this can be tricky. I ask her how to spell it, then the line goes silent. Suddenly she screams "WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPELL IT? IT'S REHOBETH! LIKE REHOBETH BEACH!" I was in shock, ...
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My name is John Doe and i have _____ phones through you guys.
Dream phones.......
I got 2:
1. Siemens SK65
https://www.phonescoop.com/phones/phone.php?p=593 »
2. Vertu Signature
http://www.vertu.com »
interesting
Tech Support: "Well sir, what dialup software are you using?"
Customer: "The one you provided."
Tech Support: "And what version is it?"
Customer: (says the version number)
Tech Support: "Oh, that's the problem you need the latest version."
Customer: "Ok, how do I get it?"
Tech Support: "Well, just transfer the file via FTP."
Customer: "Well that would be nice, but I can't connect to the Internet."
Tech Support: (sounding exasperated) "I told you just to FTP the file sir."
I hung up.
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I had trouble downloading an operating system upgrade for a PDA, so I called...
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"This card is Non-Refundable"
this explains why many customers are idiots
and
at least 75 percent at two-year colleges -- lack the literacy to handle
complex, real-life tasks such as understanding credit card offers, a
study
found.
The literacy study funded by the Pew Charitable Trusts, the first to
target
the skills of graduating students, finds that students fail to lock in
key
skills -- no matter their field of study.
The results cut across three types of literacy: analyzing news stories
and
other prose, understanding documents and having math skills needed for
checkbooks or restaurant tips.
Without "proficient" skills, or those needed to perform more complex
tasks,
students fall behind. They cannot interpret a table a...
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Before you post to the board, wait five minutes and if your name is shoe... don't bother
Ever have...
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Sometimes...
Actually I had a call the other day where our review team told me the customer had a canceled account and because of the status of the account he had to write a letter to a corporate office explaining why he should have service with us. I was confused but I found out why talking to Customer Care.
Apparently if a customer is belligerent, loud, crude, and just plain rude enough to the reps he (or she) will have his (or her) service shut off. The care reps are instructed to not take calls from this customer and to actually hang up on this customer if they call in to argue. In short, we...
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