Shop Talk
I want to strangle someone....
Then she asked me if I ran the jewelry counter and when I said no, she asked if I could get her some perfume out and tell me about it. I don't have the dam key so NO!!! And NO!!! i don't know where she is or if she is even coming in!!!! Then she started talking about her Nextel phone and asked me if the Upstage ran on that network. I said I honestly didn't know. We don't sell Nextel. The only thing we have remotely close is the Motorola Buzz wh...
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It is way too early for stupidity....
CWA
Godd**n unions
Greetings from Costa Rica
Best regards,
Richard
http://www.costaricascallcenter.com » รโรยป
Upgrade to Touch
nightmare!
My Activation Cherry
We must be able to time travel
c = customer
c- i need to make a prepaid payment
m- ok
c- i think its 85 becuase i got text
m- actually you don't have text but i would be happy to add today
c- NO!! I HAD TEXT LAST MONTH!
m- ma'am it's not on the account, but like i said I will be happy to add it this month
c- AND WHAT ABOUT LAST MONTH!!! I COULDNT TEXT
m- I'm sorry but I can not apply a credit to a prepaid account ma'am, you could have come and let me know than and I could have fixed it than
c- (very irrate, rolling eyes and giving me dirty nasty looks) YOU NEED TO FIX IT NOW!!!
m- ma'am I've added it to your account, thats all I can do, you will be able to text this month, like I said if you would have come in last month sometime...
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i'm lonely....
Hippies...
1. When they park and then proceed to pile out of their van or truck (in this case they'll pile out of the CAMPER SHELF)
2. They smell as if they haven't bathed since the last rainfall.
3. Their money smells RANK! Their $20 bills have stunk up my entire closing deposit on numerous occasions. The mixture of the scent of money & the dank of weed isn't a good mix.
4. They refuse to use the Bill Payment Machine (BPK). It's like they're afraid that it's haunted or something. Should I call the Ghostbusters and have them come get Slimer out of the machine? Pay your bill in BPK.
4a. Now that they've adamantly refused to use BPK, I'll fold and offer to take the payment. Guess what their payme...
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It's just great when...
So it's me and the 2 guys from the radio station and a table full of bumper stickers...
unlocked Iphone
Verizon CPNI: a late discussion(long)
you KNOW that most customers immediately throw away/shred any letters from phone companies, including bills, and that VZW is taking advantage of that apathy. Also, they should have that information posted at all locations, direct and indirect: our indirect company didn't know anything about it until one of our employees emailed us a few days ago with the specifics.
The actual statement from Verizo...
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My Co-worker is a moron
verizon to nextel
im an indirect dealer with verizon and i just dropped off my resume with a nextel dealer. im changing because of pay and i was hesitant to do it in the past because verizon is the only place i have worked for and i was afraid to go from one to the other due to the network. i dont know much about the other carriers and i was wondering you could give me some tips on how to sell a different carrier, still working in the same mall.
Insurance Replacement
I take great pleasure...
Many of my responses are scripted, I just choose the correct scenario and double click.
As a result it is very hard to mess up a message conversation.
They also come across as being overly cheerful sometimes.
I love it.
I really love the customers who become rude, abusive, and obscene.
When they start posting wild, obnoxious, and rude things I can always revert to the closing scripts, which were clearly written with the idea that ...
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Sprints marketing
Chairs
Today. I'm talking with a customer (just 1, so 10 free chairs) showing him phones, plans, etc. and standing right behind my desk. An elderly gentleman comes in and sits down, but not in any of the 10 unused chairs. He walks behind me, pulls my chair out from behind me so he has room to sit, and plants himself in my chair. ๐
Why? Just why? If you think that the employee chairs look so much nicer there are 2 that I'm...
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