Shop Talk
gsm to cdma
Upgrades
What are your responses?
I just had one of these...
Cust: My phone went dead. Do I need a new battery?
Me: ๐คจ Well i'm not sure. I guess it depends on what caused your phone to stop working.
Cust: I don't know. It just went dead all of a sudden.
Me: Do you have your phone with you? Can I take a look at it?
*Customer hands me her phone and I take a look at it for a few seconds*
Me: What were you doing with the phone when it shut off on you?
Cust: I was trying to call someone and the screen went black and I couldnt dial any numbers.
Me: Ok maam. You're phone is working fine now.
Cust: What did you do to it?
Me: I turned it on.
*Customer says thanks and walks away embarrased*
tips for the call centers
It's 4:00. I'm out for the weekend.
BB Pearl
Just because you have a smartphone...
I get sick of the customers that come in everyday with Qs and Blackberries that they bought elsewhere and then come in to me because they can't figure them out.
M = Me
D = Dumb@$$ smartphone customer
D: I got this berry phone a week ago and I can't get on the internets.
M: Did your salesperson show you how to use the phone?
D: He started to but I didn't have time to stay and listen.
M: Did you read your instruction manual?
D: Ahhh, who reads them things anyways?
M: Did you click on the browser icon?
D: What's that?
M: The icon that says Web Browser.
D: Is that how you do that? I guess I could have figured that out myself then.
M: (under my breath) Don't bet on it.
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i feel like im an animal in a zoo
little kids tapping on my damn glass
and ppl staring at me from outside with the look on there face "y arnt u out side i have a question to ask u but im not going in the store to ask it"
at least my cage is air conditioned
its hot out there
It's quite sad when...
Working hard, or hardly working???
what do you do when...
They don't understand, so it's my fault.
Them: Yes. I want to make sure I keep my cell phone number. Does the new phone arrive atcivated or do I take it to a store?
Me.: All you'll need to do is call the number that it comes with and they will activate it over the air. You can log into your My Verizon and and go to Upgrade Your Phone, and it will show you each phone at the prices applicable to your account. By the way, when you upgrade your phone today online, we can give you the free shipping we've got available today. How does that sound?
Them: You did not answer my question. Will I retain my number?
Me.: If you are upgrading, of course you would.
Them: It appears as though you are ans...
(continues)
CDMA
I know
CRICKET
SPRINT
VERIZION
CELL SOUTH
WHO ELSE?
"I'll take my business elsewhere"
"Well, I'm just gonna go to *carrier*, then!"
"I guess I'll be looking at other carriers then."
How do you react to this? Does this encourage you to get the sale and to be more lenient with the customer?
Or is it the last straw before you hang up/ punt them out of your store?
I think that this is the last thing I hear as soon as someone says it -anything else that happens after that sentence is me trying to get them out of the way so I can help someone else. Perhaps it's different in a live setting, but you can casually mention switching carriers over chat. Even if you don't mean it, it comes off as very passive aggressive, and trust me, most of the people I talk to who use it don't bother to word it ...
(continues)
Look at the F#%@ing keypad!
Thank the gods I only have two more hours ๐


