Shop Talk
I'm Bored, Question, What's the longest call you've ever had?
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Customer: "I Want to Track my Child."
"I want to track my kid, can you guys do that for me?"
My Response, "Just get a chip put inside her wrist, Veri chip is a company online that will put the mark of the beast in all your loved ones."
This lady was crazy....
We told her she couldn't track her child, but if she called AT&T they may help you out because they love big brother, they tap peoples phones all the time.
Welcome to my world people
iphone 3G
Sorry that you fu(ked up... not our problem. Get another phone. ๐
T-mobile Corp. Sales Reps.....i got some questions for you...
Um, that's my line...
WC-Wierd custy
M-Thank you for calling ____ Mobile, my name is Kamui, and my rep ID is 1234567. May I have the mobile number with which we will be working this evening?
WC- Yeah, what's that number you gave me?
M-That was my rep ID number, it was 1234567
WC- Alright, and you're name is Kamui?
M-Yes it is sir.
WC- And can I have the last four digits of your social security number?
M-Zah? ๐คจ
Being Advised By A Customer I Am Rude
her: The trackball wont scroll or select & whenever I dial a # the phone won't enter them, this phone sucks!
me: hit the mute button (LOL)
me: I appologize for the inconvenience of having to call in, I'll be more than happy to help you w/ your problem, just to make sure I understand correctly the reason you're calling in is b/c your keypad wnt respond properly?
her: YES!
me: Ok, Is the keypad locked?
her: No, I'm not stupid!
me: Has the handset been dropped, damaged, or exposed to extreme temperatures?
her: Of course not!
me: Have you downloaded any 3rd party software/prgrms, photos, etc. to the phn?
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Customer Etiquette, or how to get what you want
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the wish game
you respond to the previous posters wish and twist it around. you HAVE to grant it, no saying "no, you're dead!"
after you have granted it you post you wish.
I wish i was out of debt.
No, the President of the company isn't available...
Like the President of a multi-million or even billion dollar organization really has the time to talk to you, the retarded, whining little brat because you don't feel you should be charged for something. Because that's all he/she does all day long. Sits there and spoon feeds customers.
You are not important. No, we won't miss your $40 a month. You call in all the time and whine and bitch about worthless things. You had to dri...
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next to last dayyy...
i have ONE MORE DAY LEFT after today.
make it go by fast, plz!
So my call center's playing classical music today
new and loving this
My day today.
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co-worker issue...
ihad a dvd marathon of heroes
Sense of Entitlement (Long Rant -get the popcorn)
But since I have been, working for a cell phone company, I have experieneced some of humanity's worst. Why the experience should be so different, I'm sure is dependant on a few points; the price difference in the products, the simplicity or difficulty in working out how the whole system works (ordering ice cream is about as simple as it gets, and figuring out how your cell phone plan works takes a little more thought), time spent, the reward of their efforts - and the sum of all that which is going to push aga...
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