Shop Talk
I'm probably jinxing myself...
6682 insurance claim?
my customer service idea.
my idea to deal with people who try to argue with me when it's clear that i can't do what they 'need' me to do is to cry. As soon as someone starts to yell or tells me i'm wrong i'll just start to cry and then they'll get awkward and walk away. I can cry on command. I don't like to cry and i don't cry very much but if it will make ...
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I just got b!tched out by a lady...
...But thats not the best part!
C - (throws arms in disgust) "What do you mean you don't carry a european charger! I got one when I bought my razr!"
M - "What store did you buy it from?"
C - "Some store in London"
M - ๐ฒ ๐ณ "Umm, have you tried radio shack? They may have adapters..."
C - (cuts me off and starts to yell) "AN ADAPTER?!? I WANT THE ORIGINAL EUROPEAN CHARGER! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T CARRY IT IN THIS STORE!
M - (at this point I wish I had a pull down map of the world) I'm sorry for the inconvenience, ma'am, but we don't have a european charger. The reason why you got a eropean charger with you razr is because you got it in...
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To all you blue collar folk..
Question for call center/help desk personnel.
What would you prefer we do when we call you?
We need some kind of code for these situations.
My best WTF customer of the day.
After half an hour of explaining possible causes he decides to leave and tell his brother to get a new sim. What i found rediculous is that he was threatening to cancle his service if his brothers account wasn't fixed to suit his needs!
I'm sorry comcast i'm going to have to cancle, my brothers cable is down and i can't watch tv while i'm there.
how to phrase rebate prices
for example:
"$50 with a $50 mail in rebate so it's free after rebate"
"free after a $50 mail in rebate"
"$100 today with a $50 mail in rebate"
it seems that no matter how i say it the people need further clarification.
what works for you?
moto Q
Every Q we've sold in the past month has been exchanged as defective... I no longer feel ethically able to try and sell it to someone... I'm also tired of going through the daunting exchange process...
I am not any kind of Q expert (I'm a blackberry girl)... has anyone else seen a lot of defective Qs?
(as a side note i should mention one was exchanged the next day because the plastic battery door didn't press tightly enough on the back "my friend's is more secure", according to the customer, and it was easier to exchange than argue)
i just don't.
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Another Insurance Winner!
C: I lost my phone and signal won't replace it.
m: (looks at account and sees no insurance has EVER been on it) That would be because your account does not cover insurance.
C: They were sposed to put it on in the store.
M: I apologize for that, but there's no insurance on the acct, therefore they cannot process a claim for you. However--
C: THEY WERE SPOSED TA PUT IT IN INNA STORE! DAT AIN'T MY FAULT!
M: Actually, ma'am, it is your responsibility to make sure the features you requested have been added to your acct.
c: I've been having problems with them for 6 months! (*Note: acct's only been open for two months and is past due)
m: Again, ma'am, I do apologize, but the fact remains there is no insurance on this acct, and if yo...
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I love noting accounts
It's hard to try and say what you 'mean' to say without putting your @ss in a sling.
Am I wrong for it?
M= ME C= psycho customer
m= Hello, welcome to (insert provider here), what brought you in today?
c= I need a charger for my phone.
m= ๐ Ok, great, I can help you with that.
We get the chargers, sit down, ring everything out.
m= That will be $54.67 Will that be cash, check, or credit?
C= I don't have any money.
m= ๐คจ Ok....um, is there anything else I can help you with then?
c= I need you to give me a charger, because my phone is dead, and I don't have any money, and I need to take this phone call so I can get to the Western Union and get some money because I don't have any. (She started crying,...
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