Shop Talk
Ever happen to you??
About 30 minutes later he comes in and says his phone is not working at all and that one he calls anyone it says something about entering a credit card number. So I take the phone back and immediatly check to make sure that NAM1 is the active line, sure enough he had...
(continues)
I need the WHOLE number
ME: What's your cell phone number?
THEM: xxxx
I ask for the number and I get the last 4 digits. When is that ever a good answer to that question?
I'm ready for today to be over. I've already managed to get my car stuck in a snow drift, lock both sets of keys in it, and was an hour late. I'm the only one here and I've been getting chewed out all morning.
I'm going to go curl up in a ball in the back.
Wake me up when it's over.
In House Warranties
These things drive me crazy. Someone purchases an extended warranty through Radio Shack or some independent cell phone dealer somewhere that replaces the phone if something goes wrong with it. That's all well and good, but people don't understand that they need to go back to the original store to get their replacement phone. Three times this week, I've gotten an earful of people that have no insurance on their account. After some digging, I find out that they purchased an in-house warranty somewhere. Then they yell at me even more when I tell them they need to drive 6 hours (or whatever) back to the place where they bought the warranty if they want the phone replaced. Don't yell at me because you bought something that's an i...
(continues)
Happy Birthy Erika Marie!
3 AM
I can't even comment.
Sure thing, twitchy!
Could you set my pedometer?!
M: Hi! How can I help you?
C: Can you get this dang text message off my phone?? I just can't figure out how to do it.
M: Sure!
(few clicks, deleted)
M: There ya go!
C: Oh, thank u so much! Are you good with these kinda things?
M: I'm pretty good. What else do you need?
C: Well, I just bought a pedometer. Could you set it for me?
M: ๐ณ ๐คจ
unbelieveable!
Stupidity!
Didja Know!
I just had a custy get mad at me because the V3m I sold her three months ago wouldn't fit her sim card.
๐ณ ๐ฒ ๐ณ
They aren't even the same size! How could you confuse the two! Anyway, she's saying that since her sim card from her old phone won't fit in it, that's a reason for her to cancel without fees. What do you say to that kind of logic? I sent her away, with USCC's CS number. Have fun somebody!
I'm so glad I pissed you off.
"555-1234"
"uh...do you want me to look up your account now or what?"
"yeah?!"
That was the highlight of the visit. Very random guy. Too much crack.
So then I need the last 4 of his social... which he trips out about. "I have a password on my account so no one can get in." well that's great but I still need the last 4 of your social. "nope" yep "nope, I've never been asked for it b...
(continues)
Hi and welcome to Guest Services
Or you can ask me where guest services ACTUALLY is and I'll be glad to tell you. At bar minimum don't get all pissed off because I don't know where some crappy mall store is.
And yes I am extremely bored today so chances are you are going to see a lot of posts today.
I love customers
"Don't I get compensation for it breaking in two months?"
I said, "Are you serious? You broke it and you didn't pay for insurance, NO, you don't get compensation, you WILL be paying for a new phone."
She had really big gonzagas for a such a short girl so she probably bounces them around and gets her way.
Too bad I'm gay.
Don't you hate it when....
This guy comes in and complains about every phone he has had. He broke his original phone twice and has exhausted his insurance claims and its upgradable. He won't upgrade because he is an idiot but you know how that goes..
I don't know why he complains to me..I didn't build the damn phones or write the software that make it work...I just about give him 50 cents to call someone who cares..
I got corporate to exchange the phone somehow..I think just to shut this guy up..We will see from here...
To be continued at some later date.........
Hope not....LOL...
Gotta love Sunday...
but what about the free phone?
I told you not to screw up my account
C:Hey guys whatever you do don't let this guy change your plan. He made my bill 600 dollars.
M: Mam, I'll be gald to help you out as soon as I am done helping these people. If I screwed up your bill I'll be glad to take care of it then.
20 mins later...she was like #4 in line
M: Okay lets take a look at your bill
C: Yeah because you screwed it up. I told you if I did I would be back.
M: Ok let's see. Okay it says here that you had 300 dollars in minute overage. Seems like you guys just went over on your minutes.
C: Yeah but they charged me teh new plan price not the old one. Why?
M: Because we bill a month ahead. Each bill is the m...
(continues)
What constitues breaking the contract?
Does anybody actually read the said contract?? It says mandatory arbitration plus it has no details whatsoever abou...
(continues)
You guys got any case holders?
Me (after pausing a moment to compose myself and avoid laughing at the guy): For which phone?
C: Cingular.
M: Yeah. We have a lot of phones.
He showed me his phone at that point so I showed him the appropriate cases. But seriously, what goes through someone's head when they think that I can sell them a case that just fits all Cingular phones? @_@
Better Business Bureau vs. Sprint...who would you put your money on?
(continues)
Lack of Pattern Recognition
About a year ago (a year ago last September) they made the abysmal mistake of launching a new ordering system software, company wide launch. It had not been well tested, and was the most defective, non-functional, worse-than-worthless pile of code ever conceived. We almost had riots during the Christmas season, because it was constantly down and crashing. It is still giving us trouble but works most of the time, a year and a half later.
But just as we are getting things vaguely under control with the worthless ordering software and they decided that we needed new call managing software...
And once again they launc...
(continues)
i'm filling out a review...
someone help me come up with some good bs for this...


