Shop Talk
I need the WHOLE number
ME: What's your cell phone number?
THEM: xxxx
I ask for the number and I get the last 4 digits. When is that ever a good answer to that question?
I'm ready for today to be over. I've already managed to get my car stuck in a snow drift, lock both sets of keys in it, and was an hour late. I'm the only one here and I've been getting chewed out all morning.
I'm going to go curl up in a ball in the back.
Wake me up when it's over.
m-Welcome to XXXX how may I help you?
c-Its under johnson....harold johnson
m-Can I get your phone number
c-You can't look it up by name?
m-How many harold johnson's do you think their are sir?
c- Well I don't know my phone number.
m-Well I kinda need it to do anything for you what was your question.
c-I need to buy a battery for my home phone.
m-WE don't sell home phone batteries here.
c-What??!? Thats ridiculous. Wheres your manager I'll make him get me one.
m-Here's his card. He'll be in tomorrow. Feel free to give him a call if you wish.
c-I will whats your name? I'm going to report you for being a lousy salesman.
m-I'm xxxx here's...
(continues)