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with our mouths full of pop rocks. 🤤 🤣

And saw at least 6 jamster commercials during the hour I was watching. I can't wait until the first customer comes in saying "what are these data charges on my bill? didn't verizon just get sued for this?" Then I will look on the account and they will have gotten their Jersey Shore nickname or some Pauly-D ringtone. But of course none of their teenage kids would have ever done that, they wouldn't lie to their parents.
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Even though you cannot understand my broken english my name is john smith... HAHAHAHAHA sweet no wonder cusotmers are so mad by the time you get too me THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU gotta love all billion dollar companys that cant pay americans w/ an unemployment rate of 9% in our country.. so lets outsource save money and have poor cusotmer service.. done venting its monday

Customer: money has been deducted from my account already
Me: I'm sorry to hear that. Usually when placing orders online, you will be charged for the order after placing the order. What you may be seeing is a pending charge of the order. Once your order has been completed, the pending charge will be finalized
Customer: well ive checked my transactions d there is a debit from sprint in the amount of 165.18
Me: I completely understand.
Me: Is there anything else I can assist you with today?

🙄 I'm going to go order some stuff off Amazon, I demand them to charge me once I have received my product!

They didn't hire me because I work too hard and I'm too smart.

HT&C Inspire

We now have to attach insurance to 35% of our phones to make any commission. there will be more "qualifiers" in order to get paid in the future.

Do any other companies do this or is this only my company?

I personally think this is a bum deal. If i dont attach insurance, then I don't get paid commission for it. Dont take away all of my commission because I cant sell insurance.

we cant even have magazines or books at our desks ipods really even food anymore haah is it like this by you guys?? I mean really whats a magazine going too hurt

How someone can expect to be allowed to do a change of ownership when they are neither the person who currently owns the account nor the person into who's name and social the account is going to, and they are not listed as an authorized contact on either account, nor have power of attorney for either account. 🙄

love p!ssing cust. off makes my day lol

...to carry food like what the cafeteria offered.


Within one day. ONE DAY!!! 3 out of the 4 NEW machines broke down.

The new coffee machine was using cold water, not hot.

The new frozen food machine stopped taking dollar bills.

The Coke/Sandwich machine got all jammed up. Sandwiches (again, new items) were put on the top line of the snack machine. The sandwiches were too FAT so that when someone bought them and they proceeded to drop down, they got STUCK halfway down, blocking anything else in that line from coming out....

Oh and with the Coke machine, I wanted a Coke, there were two sandwiches stuck blocking slots B1 thru B6, so I chose slot B7, pushing 'B-7' which would just drop the coke right out, right? Wrong!
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you buy a phone, keep it! plus I am the only one in the office getting these stupid back to back chats

"dey dont hav d fone wid dem ryt naow"


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Just found out that eRoes is down. Sent a customer to the corporate store for a bill pay and found out their system is down. Its going to be a FUN day of trying to sell VZW
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Thought I would share a laugh at my exspense.

The scene:

I’m driving in my pickup truck with my four kids. My oldest teenager riding shot gun is in a spastic body thrashing as if he was listen to heavy metal song. My other two teens delighted by his behavior “which I’m not” are laughing from the back seat while taking a break from fight over who gets to beat up the nine year old sitting between them. My good patience is about done as I white knuckle the steering wheel imagining Homer Simpson choking Bart Simpson.

My phone rings and I quickly look to the caller. Of course guess who it is? The investor who I have been dreaming would call me for some time. Hopefully he will back my comic book character into a ani...
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So they changed the attendance policy at work, and since the change, they had to wipe all of the points everyone had... and now EVERYONE is magically sick!

I'm tired of doing everything I can to save idiots money. It just costs me extra explanations that they don't care to hear, all they want is 'everything unlimited' even if they ADMIT to not needing it. Ugh. I should just stop caring about it, it would be so much easier.

I can feel it in the air

Anyone have a good site for reference on how it works and how they can get off of it?

that everyone from sales its hard to understand them???