Shop Talk

As I am all alone in my store with one woman and her baby, whom she is letting crawl around and bang stuff all over, I find myself wishing the phones will somehow fall off their discs and drop right on the baby's head. I am annoyed that it keeps crawling around peeking around the corner just to look at me. I DO NOT LIKE YOU! DON'T LOOK AT ME, BABY! She is too busy looking at phones to even pay attention to the baby who is pulling chargers out of the wall, and heading to the paper shredder. I just wish ill upon this child... 😈

Me: Thank you and may I ask what the shipping address is for this order?
Customer: DAIRY QUEEN
Customer: WIT LET ME GIVE DETAILS
Customer: DIRY QUEEN
Customer: DAIRY QUEEN

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I work for target mobile, and one of Targets electronics associates just had this conversation with me:

T: Hey will you text your boss and ask him what he wants me to do with this box he left behind our counter yesterday, he told me not to throw it away but its been here since yesterday."

M: What is it?

T: Idk is it garbage? its just papers?

I grab the box, and inside is a copy of every contract we've processed as a store since april 1st. So everyones name, address, phone number, phone acct number, plan, and method of payment was sitting in a box on the floor of target since yesterday. 😳

I like the guy but he has no business being a manager, im out seling him MTD as well. Anyone else have any good stories of incompetant bos...
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Sitting at a broken desk, with a broken computer in a broken chair. I love the ghetto.

C: What phones do you have that don't require data on Verizon?

ME: We have these phones here.

C: Do you have anything from Motorola?

ME: No we do not, but I don't think they currently have any feature phones out.
(checks phonescoop, and sure enough except for the barrage there are no moto feature phones).
Yes it looks like Motorola isn't making any more of those phones anymore.

C: I guess I will just have to wait.

??? What you currently have the W755 and you think that piece of dodo is amazing and want another Motorola even though they aren't making any more of those? Lord have mercy.

she'll say "mommy paints her own nails for a living"

when I was in prepaid we got her all the time, she still around? Please share stories

Anyone have a funny or ridiculous call to talk about?

Okay so every time I transfer any call to the WSC I disconnected at least once, and then the agent tells me how dumb I am for following my TS guide. Look, I know our jobs suck, I don't want to be here either. I do my job. I go through everything I am presented. I am not trained to do your job. Please just take over the call.
Do not make me apologize several times to a customer for making them continue to hold so you can lie and say your name is James (Jhobar, I see you...) and then critisize my troubleshooting.

/endrant

calls in multiple times per day and refuses to speak to anyone but you? I've got a guy who's called me three times so far today. I talked to him four times last week, and apparently he called in on Saturday and when he found out I wasn't at work he refused to talk to anyone and called back today. Called before I got here, and again refused to talk, just hung up saying he'd call back later in the day. What is he going to do if I quit or get fired???

work for a Sprint store. I am prob going to put my resume in one today, and would like some info on how working at one is before I make the leap from my current job.

How did I suddenly end up in a third world country? 🤨

Playing pokemon on my break got a shiny who wants to trade?

Customer: i need 3d on the choice extra how much is it

me: I'm happy to help you with our pricing!

Customer: are you female or male

me: I am male.

Customer: i want to talk to a hott female can you help me?

me: I can pretend to be female.

Customer: lmao

so i am trained to take sup calls i am great at taking them. I am a great floorwalker. the people they have floorwalking right now are retarded. No wonder why i am leaving this place as soon as i get another job.

work is not the same with out music, i get so irratatied at all the people around me and the customers, i just need to mellow out and I cant smoke at work so I need some music.

Flogging Molly right now 😎

I work in a call center, and have been thinking about applying to this Spring retail store that's opening up here soon.. I also have sprint. Who has worked in a store and a call center, and tell me the pro' and con's of a retail store compared to a call center? 😁

Anyone in the repair business know where I can find an OEM or compatible charge port for a Samsung Haven u320? Can't seem to find one anywhere. Thanks guys!