Shop Talk

..ran the credit of an iliterate man 😳



Where do ethics some into place here? 👀

Three of them running rampant around my store. Screaming, phucking with phones, and making me want to choke a baby. Why must it take so long to process an activation, Mr. Coworker?


That is all.

As you are saying the mighty words "How can I help you?" a burp comes out of you right in the middle of the word 'help'?

It's happened to me 3 times this week...each time it's louder than the last and harder to just play off 👀 . I really should stop drinking soda. ☹️

You can tell this customer is mad. Mad at you, mad at your company...who knows. They're polite to you at the end of the call, but you can tell they want to tell you to go eff yourself. Right before they hang up, they push a whole bunch of numbers and make your phone beep in your ear...really guys?

"2487003527 YEAH i really showed that jerk!"

HA, silly customers. The ones who do this are even more silly than the ones who just cuss and tell me my company sucks.

Please stop telling customers they are going to get their phone overnight or in 24 hours. Seriously, learn the policy. It takes 2-5 business days for all orders. The shipping option isn't the order processing time-frame. 👿 Tired of dealing with the customer complaining because an agent said they would get the very next day..

and im almost posotive the foreign rep told me that we are the nations first provider of orgy speed.

good to know 🤤

IF A CUSTOMER IS CALLING IN ABOUT AN ORDER THAT WAS ALREADY SUBMITTED, YOU GET THEM TO ORDER SUPPORT. Telesales does not cancel orders or change orders once they are submitted.


So please quit calling me!!!

i just got in trouble for having my phone out when our "sales coordinator" has his phone out all day everyday, even during conversation he cant look you in the eye because hes texting.

theres no way all the sups that use there personal cell phones can claim its for buisness purpouses

sofa king we todd did

herp derp think Id get fired?

This means if you work for Radioshack, Best Buy Mobile, walmart etc.

This is Sprints new policy. If the customer wants their upgrade moved up, telesales CANNOT do it. The customer has to be upgrading over the phone for us to do it. You can argue as much as you want for us to reset it, but we can't. So stop calling us. Call your dealer support hotline and quit screwing up telesales stats.

And I couldn't get the sim card out. Now, what was he thinking??

You've took too many back to back calls and most of them have been irate, that you've just left. If today was your friday, would that affect your decision?

Customer: I just want to know how much deposit I need to pay but I will not setup the account now.

Later...

Me: Good news sir! You don't have a deposit and there's no spending limit.

Customer: No deposit? I didn't expected that. Great! How is that possible?

Me: Because you're DECLINED of service. Goodbye!!!

no log ins. Cant work.

wat do?

*I found this on a Sprint Forum of all places. Judging by the date of that post, I would say this is the REAL first episode of the Legendary Bob episoded, that had unfortunately gotten removed from this site.*



Episode 1

Bob, the Typical Cingular Customer, decides to stop in at the local McDonald's for his free breakfast...at noon. Looks like its all downhill from here...

Cashier: Good afternoon and welcome to McDonald's, what will you be having today?

Bob: Well, about a month ago, a friend of mine had a coupon for a free Egg McMuffin, so I think I'd like one of those and a hash brown. I don't mind paying for the hash brown.

Cashier: Umm...I'm sorry sir, but breakfast hours are over. Could I offer you some fries and a Big ...
(continues)

Which presidential candidate has your support thus far? I'm all for Ron Paul.


Anybody wanna give me the

LOUNGE TALK, SUCKA!

?

R.eally
E.ffing
S.tupid
P.eople
E.xpect
C.razy
T.hings

That is all.

Who was absolutely no help to me....
eff you!

I call over to get a simple lost/stolen soc onto an account. First you put it on the wrong number when I gave you the correct number three times!
I point out that its on the wrong number and you put me on hold to fix it. Next thing I know Im talking to account services!!!!

You sir are a dooch and yes I did fill out an IRT.

To the gentalman in acct services that fixed the issue thank you, your a peach.

went off on an abusive cust. How do I re center when the calls are crazy?

What do you do when you don't a sale for a few days?