Shop Talk
I work at a kiosk in a truck stop
It is so, so, so dead here.
I just had one of the longest yawns ever.
--thought I would share.
I'm bummed.....
I shall miss you phonescoop! I will have to occasionally get on at home just to see what all is happening in the crazy world of Shop Talk.
I will still be around for a couple more weeks, but definately as of April 1, my random postings from work will be done. đĸ
Anyone who loves music will love this.....
Mr. John Lennon.
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No, I cannot waive your security deposit.
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"Incompetent "
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"I Lost My Phone."
C = Customer
CS = Customer's son
R - Hello. How can I help you?
C - My son lost his cell phone. Can we just buy a new one?
R - Yes, ma'am. However, you'd have to pay full price.
C - Okay. Well, what is full price?
R - The phones start at $190.
C - $190! But I got mine for $22!
R - Yes, ma'am. But that was with a contract.
C - Why do we need a new contract? We have one.
R - When you sign a contract, you get a discount on a phone. However, you can only resign every 18 months.
C - Can we buy a phone at Walmart?
R - Yes, ma'am. Anywhere you buy it, it will be full price though.
C - Well, that's not fair. Isn't there a customer...Maybe it would help to call customer service.
CS - Customer service co...
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Bill Payments
M- OK whats your cell phone number
C- 555-555-5555
M- Well to get your service restored you need to pay $180.00
C- Ok well just put $25.00 on there right now and I will pay the rest later.
M- Well the past due is $180.00 but if you only want to pay $25.00 thats up to you, but if you want your phone turned back on you will have to pay the full past due amount.
Customer wasn't paying attention to me and hands me $25.00 cash. I process the sale and hand him the receipt.
M- Theres your receipt have a nice day sir.
C- Thank you, when will my phone be turned back on?
M- ...
C- Its going to get turned back on right?
M- Sir I told you that you had to pay the full past...
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50%
the next wants to know "can dis phone be tapped? u know by dem FBI?" get ur drug dealing self out of my store b4 u get me shot
Dont hurry me!
Send out the Sprint Ninja's! đ
And so goes on the stupid list...
I ask her again, are you sure? you can pay 15$ or .40 cents a minute for 248 mins (99$). No. Then she tells me to hold on and then hangs up. Jeez. I'm trying to help you lady, b ut ifyou wanna pay .40 cents a minute for the next 2 weeks and spend 500$ for overage, pls, be my guest and enjoy your attitude superiority. đ
Coincidense? I don't think so.
The phones were different types, 3 syncs, 1 v3xx, 1 Duo, 1 cu500. the only simularity I could think of is that they are all 3G. My phone, blackberry (not 3G) has worked fine all day.
What else makes this odd is that our other 3 stores in the area havn't had any customers with these complaints and CC said that there was not network outages.
Anyone have any ideas? I don't know if the 3G would effect it or not it was just the only thing I could t...
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Good Morning!
Sometimes customers make me wonder...
"I lost my phone. Can you send me a new one?"
Sure, that's just how it works. Just like in real life. "Oh, I lost my daughter. Can you send me a new one?"
There are points when you can't even think of a response. You have to just mute them, sigh, and shake your head. People should have to take tests to be able to own cellphones. I swear.
"I'm sorry sir/ma'am, but it looks like you do not currently have any insurance on your phone."
"Oh. Can you add it for me so I can make a claim right now?"
...That, right there is what I call a worthy facepalm moment.
If there's one thing I've learned from working in a call center s...
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Any Alltel employees...
I only have VZW and Alltel in the city I live in... But I wouldn't mind hearing about the benefits in the retail stores for VZW and Alltel..
I'm sure pay depends on the area you live in, correct? Cost of livign and such..
But as far as wireless benefits..? I don't see why that would vary.
THANKS đ đ¤¤
Just leave already!
to all cell phone cus who think they should get something for nothing
man i hate retarded customers .
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F-----g at&t customer care agents!!


