Shop Talk
wheres teh nearest alltel store?
me: dunno. some other state. there is no alltel in Pa.
c: ๐ณ ๐คจ ๐ฟ thats retarted! what do you mean there is no alltel store in pa?
m: alltel covers mostly the souther region. there is no alltel in pa
c: ๐ฟ fine!
lol. sux for him. his phone was broken and needed a new one
Your Local Best Buy
I SMACKED HER!!!
So this lady comes in and says she wants to convert a prepaid account to a postpaid account. Easy enough. I try pulling up the account, but can't because the lady went to Wally World to activate the account, and they activated it under the wrong address. (Like, not even close. We're in Atlanta, GA. They activated her on an address in DALLAS, TEXAS!!!) I get her to call into CS, who gives her the correct zipcode.
She then tells me that she already has an account and she wants to put the prepaid phone onto that account. Still easy enough...
So I start processing the activation (our system SUCKS!!! And was running exceptionally slowly). I get all the way through the activation (where it shou...
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Iffy situation
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So how was your sales week leading into Christmas?
I'm gonna like this next commission check.
Metro Pcs Dealers
I m just writing this to rant about the way the Metro Pcs Reps are Treating their dealers and its Such a Cult.
The Managers and Reps in a Few Markets that i am familiar with are not running the dealer base fairly.
Metro Pcs the Company is a very good concept but the area Reps who work for the company need a lot of improvement. They need to Re Read the Metro Pcs Code of Ethics and Follow it.
why????
and THEN they come in the store so YOU CAN ACTIVATE THEIR PHONE AND MOVE THE CONTACTS OVER?
jerks. ๐ฟ
And so it begins...
First thing this morning, the phone rings.
Me - Thank you for calling ****, my name is ****. How can I help you?
Crazy Christmas Customer - Hi, I needed to find out if the phone I bought is active. It was supposed to be active today...Do you need the number?
M - [Before even pulling up the account] Have you tried making a call with the phone?
CCC - No.
M - ๐ Okay, get the phone and make a call.
CCC - Do I have to turn it on to do that?
M - ๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ณ [Tries to gather himself] Yes, ma'am. You have to turn the phone on in order to make a call. So go ahead and powe...
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"can you do me a favor?" - "no."
i'm still sick and miserable and today is horribly slow so i've been falling asleep...
while my coworker is getting the charger, the guy looks at me and asks, "can you do me a favor?"
me: "uhmm.....like what?" ๐
him: "can you just like, call Target up and find out what price the charger is there?"
me: ๐คจ "i don't have Target's number" (i might, but i wasn't going to waste my time anyways.)
him: "oh, ok, whatever"
why the HELL would i use MY cell phone minutes to call up a competitor to find out what the cost is of a phone charger that the customer practically already has in hand?
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Quick one...
C-I have heard the Centro will work with Lock Boxes, how much can I get one for?
Me-Well, let me look up your account...(looks up account)...ah, I see you have a NE2 credit and can get the phone for free after rebate!"
C-"Um, do you think it will go on sale after X-Mas?"
Me-"Maybe I didn't communicate properly. You get the phone for free."
C-"Yeah, but sometimes they have some really killer sales after X-Mas. I think I will just wait and see what I can get it for."
Me-"Free. Isn't free incentive enough? When can you come in so we can set you up with your FREE Centro?"
C-"I dunno. I am gonna wait and see what happens after X-Mas. I think I can get a better deal on it then. I'll call you back."
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Why is this my fault?
M = me
C = crazy with phone
c: my car charger wont work
m: well let me take a look at it for you (inspects phone and charger)
m:well maam your port is bent. see here
c: you did that
m: ๐ณ no i didnt. normally this happens when a charger is tilted inside a port
c: yeah you did that. gimme a free phone
m: maam i didnt even put a charger in there
c: fine. what can we do about this?
m: i can call you in a replacement
c: (proceeds to lose her mind for 15 minutes about how she isnt paying anything) and i hate this phone anyway! give me a new one
m: actually maam this line isnt due to upgrade until 2010 and the new phone will be free
c: fine
(i go through warantee replacement, new ph...
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working in a call center or a store?
Wow
Episode 3 of The Adventures of Bob, the Typical Cingular Customer
Fifteen minutes into the conversation...
Bob: No, I'm on it right now! Can't you just press a button and fix it while I'm on the phone?
Rep: Sir, I'm trying to explain, we need to check the settings in the phone. This type of issue is usually caused by an incorrect message center number programmed into the phone. If I could have you check that numbe--
Bob: I don't have time for this technical mumbo-jumbo. Do you know how many important messages I'm missing?
Rep: Well sir, I can fix it if I could call you back on another phone. If you...
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Call Center reps...
Does your store charge an "in-store activation" fee?
Upgrades, new activations, prepaid, whatever.
i hate this woman.....
couple days ago i tell a lady that such and such bluetooth headset is normally $69.99 and i can give it to her for $59.99 if she buys it today.
she agrees, and then i sell her the bluetooth.
she comes back in today.
says that she saw our sign offering 25% an accessory if a customer brings in canned food for our food drive.
i go ahead, ring her up as an exchange and put the 25% off, and refund her credit card the difference.
(a little background here:
i woke up this morning with a stuffy nose, a sore throat, and i was losing my voice. my coworker left to help at another location at 1:00pm. the moment he left, i was SLAMMED. six plus customers in line at one time, im being helpful and sweet and friendly ...
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Selling prices
Cust: How much is that Bluetooth headset?
Me: That'd be 99.95$
Cust: It's for a Christmas gift
Me: Ok ๐
Cust: So how much is it then?
Me: ... 99.95$
Cust: But that's the same price ๐
Why on earth would the pricing be different if it's a gift?? I mean, everyone would buy "gifts" then... odd. ๐คจ
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