Shop Talk
Does anyone else have an "Open door" policy?
IRISH!!
The Cucumber Lady
M: How are...
C: I need u put 40 on phone
M: I can sell you a card, but I can't just put 40 on a phone...
C: They do it over the phone for me all the time.
M: When you buy in store with cash you get a refill card, if you want to use a debit or CC to refill over the phone you can.
C: They take too long and I don't have a plastic.
M: Ok, so which card did you want?
C: 40 worth
M: 40 worth of what? Did you want a feature card or talk time?
C: Talk time, 40 of talk time!
M: We have many talk time cards, none come to exactly 40, the closest are these 2...
C: This one says 39!
M: Thats before taxes and govt fees, it is 45.63 after those.
C: I have been using you guys for years and i...
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Highlights of the workplace
A recent change has made my time in these forums much more enjoyable. The disapearance of a certain forum member who was extremely outspoken has made it much easier to chat freely on here.
Any one else feel similarly?
Directions please.
I thought about being Matrix and saying, "You've been down that road, you know where it leads", but instead I asked him about his service, and offered to show him some of our phones.
He got angry. He is apparently a loyal VZW customer.
I let him know that I didn't know the address for any of the stores for his provider, but he could call 611 from his phone and ask Verizon customer service.
He said he didn't have time to wait on hold.
I smiled and handed him a copy of the Yellow Pages. He huffed and said, "Forget it" before storming out.
I suppose he only had time enough for me to look it up for him.
As he left I thought...
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My turn for Bob (sorry its so long)
Desk agent: "That'll be $70 sir."
Bob: "70 dollars! Are you kidding me? For a tour of a run down space station? That's rediculous!"
Desk agent: "Well sir that's $25 for you and the lady and $10 per each child"
Bob: That's crazy! You're trying to steal my money! I'm escalating!"
Desk agent: "You're what?"
Bob: "Just get your supervisor"
NASA SUP: "Hello sir, Bob is it? I understand you wanted to speak to me today?"
Bob: Yeah, your dillhole of a employee here is trying to charge me outrageous prices! I've been a customer here forever and I'm on the verge of taking my services el...
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Working for free lunch?
The company which I work for is "buying lunch" for its employees for the busy holiday weekend ahead of us.
The kicker is EVERYONE works from 10-9 with NO LUNCH BREAK!...
Thats not legal is it? a 11 hour day with lunch on the company, but no break to enjoy some simple relaxation?
3rd party?
Is this happening everywhere or is it just local?
I got into big trouble with my boss. Was he right?
At church recently, I was listening to my pastor, and he was talking about how we should introduce Jesus into people's lives when they least expect it. So I took that to heart, and starting doing it at work.
When people activating phones come to my location, I've been programming a special message into their phone.
Under the contacts, I'll put "a - Jesus loves you!" That way, when people open their phone book, the first thing they see is a reminder of Jesus's love for all of us.
Apparently, customers have been complaining about this - and to me, this is sad. I'm just trying to give people hope in these hard times and people are being so mean about it. I just want them to join me in the...
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It is amazing to me...
This is really weird ๐ โน๏ธ
I just had a fellow employee....
american youth...
SO he's the smart one. The others wanted to grab it, he wanted to make sure it was worth thier/his time. But seriously, that scares the **** outta me. 6 years old already planning on stealing **** thats not thier own?
Sad world we live in today.
Tis the season for sticky fingers
And people really wonder why phones arn't free?
The best way to deal with people who want free iphones...
"Hello? Police? I'd like to report a robbery!"
"Christmas Presents"
HOLY SNIKES!!!!
WOW... Wierdest custy just ran in yelling about her phone. She says she is being stalked and no one will help her. She is wondering if there is anyway to print her text messages from her sim card?!?!?! WTF! Number 1. Lady you're over the hill. Not attractive, and from our brief interaction here today I can tell you're annoying as....yeah.
Number 2. File a police report. Get a restraining order and let the police handle it. Why do you want a print out of the text messages... Need a momento to reminisce on probably the first guy to show you attention in 10 yrs....
GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!!
ANYWAYZ GOTTA HAVE A BIG DAY TODAY! WOOHOO! ๐
and it begins...
got in at 6am.. and now the mall doors are open. lets see what wounderous questions, and concerns they have for me today...
hope everyone has a good day today!
sell, sell, sell
bbbbbah humbug!
is anyone else, sick of the x-mas music!!!
flexpay cust care
Had a customer this morning who had questions on his bill on a flexpay account. No problem; warm transfer to flexpay care to go over the bill. The rep had NO clue as to what's going on, I told him numerous times that I had the customer on hold and I needed to bring him on the line to go over his bill. The freakin rep couldn't understand it.
For Example:
Me "this is....over in websales/telesales support, i don't have our customer's mobile number but his ssn is......."
FP "okay, so may I know that mobile number?"
******FREAKIN IDIOT I JUST TOLD YOU I DONT HAVE IT
Me "I just need to...
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