Shop Talk
(not for shop talk, sorry nikoletta) why didnt all my.....
I think Ill make a GOOD customer story
That was very nice.
"That's discrimination"
Eh?
I can't find it!!!!!!!!!!!!
being on the other end...twice...
First, I took my own phone from my personal account to a service center. Every time I plugged the charger into my Moto 815, it would restart the phone. I tried 5 chargers just to make sure it wasn't the charger. When I went to service, I STILL took my charger along. I come back in an hour and they tell me there is nothing wrong with my phone or charger. I didn't even bother to fight them. I gave my phone to my corporate account manager who took it to someone else. A quick software flash later, my phone is fine. I understand how customers feel, but the difference is the fact that I didn't try to start a fight with the techs. I'm not going to try to make them feel bad because they didn't gi...
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Why are customers so f#@$ arrogent?
Me: Hi how are you today?
Cust: mumbles:
Me: Can I help you with any thing.
Cust: new phone
Me: ok I can help you with that are you already one of our customers or are you looking to start service.
Cust: already a customer I want it free
Me: I'll see what we can do what is your number?
cust: What
Cust: I'm just looking
He turns and walks out. This didn't bother me at first but then I got to thinking why do people think they can understand more about the phones by looking at the fact tags. (in this case the fact tag...
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Laughing at Myself
Yesterday...
"Thank you for calling BigPink... My name is Niki may I have your name please?"
"Uhhh, it's Debbie."
"Alright Debbie, can I help you get set up with service today."
"Yeah, for a customer. I'm a Dealer."
"Ah, can I get your dealer code and last initial please?"
"X and it's... uh what's our dealer code... oh there it is... 123456789."
"That was Debbie X as in Xylophone, dealer code 123456789?"
"Yeah."
"Alright, Debbie, can I help you get set up with a line of service for yourself today?"
"What?" Ahh lau...
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Cell Phone Repair
Assh*les that can't be bothered to pay their bill...and other assh*les
First lady comes up, wants to add a line to her account that she got on 7-13. She wants the same features (like 7 things that no one ever gets...lots of money) and she wants a 900 minute individual plan instead of a family plan. Fantastic, lots of money for me.
Then I do the credit check and it comes back that I have to call in to review the existing account. Keeping in mind that the account was opened about a month and a half ago, I was informed by the rep that this douche bag had already managed to accumulate a past-due balance. HOW!?
So I sent them on their merry way to bu...
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For the sake of my SANITY!!!
What is wrong with people? Don't they have any manners... A customer comes in with his daughter.
Customer's Dad: She wants to add me to her account as another line.
Me: Great! Do you curr----(Customer interuption)
Customer's Dad: don't you have any plans you can show us?!
Me: Sure do... ::grabbing rate plan::
Customer's Dad: What's your best deal? How many minutes is my daughter currently using? Got any promotions? Let's look at this panphlet (sp?)
Me: We have a lot of promotions right now... if I can get----(customer interuption)
Customer's Dad: well how many minutes is she using?
Me: Well sir, I need her phone number first so I can take a look at that. Can I get---IN...
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Dumb-Ass!!!
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Tech Writer
They handed out this thing they wanted us to sign about a new procedure they want us to follow which is all well and good but dear lord it looks like something I would have handed in to my freshman (high school not college) English teacher because I slapped it together in ten minutes and I'm just hoping I'll get a C on it.
The grammar and spelling are acceptable, but it's impossible to NOT have at least somewhat acceptable grammar and spelling when you write on Microsoft Word because it corrects for you but the layout is terrible.
It's in 14 point font, in a Sans Serif font type, which looks more casual and les...
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Poll for all retail corporate stores.. or anyone
So customer comes in yesterday, older woman.. we tell her all payments are done at the machine, and she FREAKS. Screams about cancelling and going somewhere else, F this, F that. We ask how shes paying, she says cash, we say it takes cash, she says shes not using it, says she wont pay check credit, only cash.. well then, crazy lady, guess youre not paying your bill!
So, question is, who CAN take payments at a corp. store, and do you take cash??
Maybe this'll learn 'em
I work in a little strip mall in a town that's parking meter crazed. Behind my store I have 5 parking spots for me and my customers. I take up one leaving only 4.
Every day people from the surrounding businesses park in these spots, and despite the repeated signs I've plastered to their car it hasn't stopped. Or even slowed down.
Today was the wrong day to keep it up. I have a headache and am not in the mood to print up a sign and tape it to their car.
So, I called the police department. Every person parked in one of those spots that has not stepped foot in my store today now has a parking ticket waiting for them when they come back outside.
Hopefully they'll spread the word that I'm not messing around any longer. Ei...
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A**Hole Customers
Its in his mom's name to start..Once we get him on the phone he lies to the agent to warranty his phone (says he is his mom)
He comes in yesterday to get the phone activated and transfer the phonebook (which I can't do because of the new machine I have, different cable). I ask him if he has all the paperwork..He says yes and goes to get it and I give him the phone to follow all the directions (which is exactly what we are supposed to do). He slams my phone down and leaves before it gets completed..whines on his way out the door about how we screw him everytime...
He comes in today to ask if I can transfer the phone book and I still didn't get the new c...
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No Power....
buying service online..
3 times today...





