Shop Talk
How long would you..... {long}
Story follows......
Father and Son comes in. Boy states that he has been having a series of different issues with his phone. He has a Moto V3m.. no shock there with hearing about the problems. As he is explaining, the backlight, dropped calls, buttons not working, unable to charge difficulties, his dad is standing next to him giving me a blank stare. I ask to see the phone, flip it open, all lights, and keys working...take off back door, and much to my surprise...RED dot. And I don't mean, slightly red.... I mean RED. To the point where it actually bled and sta...
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Why are Customers so damn dumb!!
My experience at the AT&T store
To whom it may concern: ๐
I had recently lost my cell phone and was frantic! I went to the ATT store and was serviced by one of the specialists and when I saw the prices on the replacements, he was not helpful at all...simply told me to "Go to Walmart", which I did; ...
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Question for NSS Reps
It's really an unnecessary delay in getting down to business. I mean, I appreciate that you are identifying yourself, but just say, "I'm (name here)." If I want your agent ID, I can just check the account for the autonote created when you pull it up.
Also, the wrap-up is way too long. Just say, "Is there anything else? Okay, bye." None of that, "thank you for being a Sprint customer..." I'm a rep, calling on behalf of a customer so it sounds odd to use that sort of close.
Most of the stuff we have to call about is stupid little stuff that the systems prevent us from doing ourselves. It's stuff that takes a minute, literally, to do. We don't really need a two minute intro a...
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FOR VERIZON DIRECT STORE EMPLOYEES
Over The Phone Promotions (RANT)
With Cell One, we cannot see a customer's account. We can see t...
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"I Don't Call Myself"
Rep- "Sure, what's your mobile number?"
C- "heehee, I don't know. (blush) I don't call myself!"
R- "well, do you mail things to yourself?"
C- (smiles gleefully) "huh, what? I don't get it?"
R- "You don't mail things to yourself regularly but know your address. See what I'm getting at?"
C- "huh, what?" (blank look for a few seconds)
I wish I could ask that question and know I'd get away with it when people say, "I don't call myself."
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the bs of the matter
i see about 10 of these per week and they all have the same problem: overcharged battery
take the battery out and spin it
sir your battery has been overcharged. there's no way we can fix that and a replacement battery will cost you $50, but if you wait until feb 22 you'll be eligable for upgrade and you can get a phone for a lot cheaper.
o this is bullshit is it? o you payed close to $100 for the phone did you? well sir, you got nailed in the ass for the phone and there's absolutely nothing i can do for you.
so you say you've been a customer for 5 years and you give us $200 a month? well why is your bill so high, according to your price-plan you should be paying closer to $90 a month. o your daughter belongs...
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My story of the day
Me-You already have that service.
Customer-But I want to add it.
Me-You already have it.
Customer-YOU AINT UNDERSTANDIN ME!!!
Me-You want to add the 300 text message package for 5 dollars.
Customer-Yes.
Me-A service you already pay for.
Customer-Yes.
Me-And your not wanting to add more messages?
Customer-Correct.
Me-You already have that service at that price.
Customer-Duh. Let me speak to your supervisor...
Now I talked to the sup later and he admitted he was on drugs. I could have told you that before he spoke the sup. Have a great day!
my eyes!
Hm..
.. i'll get right on that! ๐คฃ
Niki is nuts today.
So I'm not wearing my headset but because I started the day wearing it I feel a little strange.
It's like driving without my seatbelt, I feel like I should be buckled in or something! I've been half tempted to put the stupid thing on just to wear so I don't feel all out of place!
Crazy-go-nuts!
price drop on env
anyone else notice that? that and they raised the price to buy for us, so with our commission structure, unless they want a few that we bought earlier at the lower price, I'll have to turn them away, or else lose significant $$. it sucks to be indirect sometimes.
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Possible Future Predictions
Sprint- Possible buyout by a smaller company, since the stock is sooo cheap, also may buy out a company in a last ditch effort to get more subsribers... Network wise they are a sound company and sell sound products, I love tethering my BB 8830 through the EVDO network.
Verizon- Very much so buying out companies, I think that they are going to struggle though a little... They have a good network but the CS is going down tons.... I think that that also locking every good useable feature is pretty gay.
AT&T- Has great phone selection, 3G is going to really help them, but they need to work on expanding the network some...
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F***ING MORON!
M - Okay. What is the number?
C - 555-555-1234.
M - And the name on the account?
C - Dum Arse.
M - Unfortunately, you can't pay just $30. You'd have to pay the full $55.
C - What? They let me before!
(He begins to walk away, but turns and comes back)
M - I'm sorry. Did you want to pay the $55?
C - I don't have it. That's why I wanted to pay $30. This is bullsh!t!
At this point, I started ignoring the customer. I had already started writing out the reciept, but since he wasn't making a payment, I ripped out the reciept and threw it away. Meanwhile, he continued ranting.
C - This company's going to sh!t. Ever since the change over (Cell One to AT&T). They're getting ri...
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It's National Forget Your Last Name Day!
C - I need to pay my bill.
M - Sure. What is your phone number?
C - 555-555-1234.
M - Thank you. And the name on the account?
C - Bob.
Wow! The one and only Bob stopped at my store to pay his bill! Oh, wait. There are a million Bobs in the World. WTF is your last name?!?
Literally, every customer has done this today. What is up? I'm used to one or two people a day, but this is rediculous.
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Why Sprint customer care is rated SOOOOO Low...
1. People don't like to call Sprint Customer care. So they don't.
2. When people don't call, the centers are slow.
3. When the centers are slow, they send people home.
4. When they send people home, the centers become busy.
5. When the centers become busy, the remaining agents (ones with good stats) become angry because they perform well yet have to stay at work, which ineveitably they take out on thier customers.
WHICH IS WHY
6. People don't like to call Sprint Customer Care.
Seem about right?






