Shop Talk
call of the month
that's a first!
i explained that there was no reason to bring racial slurs into this, then almost succeeded at not laughing at her. she kept it right up, told me to go home to my "racial slur" family and ordered me to waive the $43.xx charge.
"ma'am, are you actually serious? do you really expect me to waive these perfectly valid charges considering the way you're speaking to me? Um... no ma'am, i am not waiving these charges."
heads sta...
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Happy Holiday
Wait 175 fee... đĄ ^*$#)%$%*!&* I want your manager! I am a valued customer!
Happy F***ing holiday
Jeeze... SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK!!!
I absolutely HATE it when customers will not shut the **** up!
Really, I don't need to hear your life story 17 times, all of which you told me screaming at the top of your lungs.
JUST TELL ME WHAT THE ISSUE IS SO I CAN FIX IT.
Yes, then yell at me as loud as you can. Good one, you made my headset rattle on my head. Nice set of lungs you got there. How about resting them and letting soemone else abuse the oxygen for a little while? Yeah, I can obviously tell why the last 4 reps hung up on you. Maybe it's because :
1. You are doing nothing but screaming.
2. It's only been 2 minutes into the call, and you've already called me : an a**hole, a dirty prick, loser, and an idiot twice.
3. You haven't let me say anything but m...
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What is with these people today?
I'm sorry you didn't think about your budget before you got the cell phone. If you knew you couldn't afford it, why did you get one?
Here's a tip : IF YOUR MONTHLY BUDGET REVOLVES AROUND $30-$40, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE A CELL PHONE.
They are a LUXURY, not a right.
Then you say something really stupid like :
"Well... I guess I'll have to look at OTHER carriers then!"
Ok... so lets get this straight. You can't afford a cell phone right now, so you want to cancel, and want US to pay the ETF. Since I won't waive the E...
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parents, find a hobby for your preteen.
found in the outgoing text list from the aircard on our kiosk's demo laptop:
"haha im chargeing verizon money lol im the bomb lol ur jelous lol" (sic)
oooh, wow. aren't you impressive, sending off a 15 cent text message from a demo line that WE don't even pay for! (well, technically, our upper echelon of management does, but who really cares - ha) I hope a chomo finds your friend's number on the aircard and proceeds to stalk you both for your stupidity.
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Where do you get free drivers?
Pay Raises?!?!
It's nice that the company is getting better at CSAT and customer service, but you are shafting your employees in the mean time. How long before your employees start jumping ship because others in the industry are giving more than you are??
TREO 750p vs 755p
any help would be great!
Thanks
Sometimes....
But it just seems the nicer custs are the more lenient I am with them, willing to do almost anything, but as soon as they are jerks to me...welp. there's just 'simply nothing i can do! sorry!'
mwah mwah mwah đ
verizon tops online survey Sprint still falling behind
I'm So Lonley
Those surplus checks are f**kin' awesome!
Well that's what is happening!
And guess what? They just want to buy stupid stuff like PHONES!
This is like a dream come true.
"Sir, you have a $400 deposit."
"No problem! I got $600 in my pocket!
"The phone is $50. I have an idea. Since Bluetooth headsets expire after one year, we should go ahead and get you two of those today."
"TWO! HELL YES! I'M RICH BIATCH!
Yay.
For all former and future CALL CENTER employees :)
"These people suck:
Self-centered dickheads who claim that they're experts on the equipment that they're calling in on, who can't figure out the problem themselves, and then call in and get angry that we can't fix the problem over the phone. True story:
"I've been working with chain-saws for twenty years, so I'd like to think I know what I'm doing here. I just can't figure out why it won't start."
So I run through all my basic troubleshooting which includes fun-filled and highly ...
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why cant ppl accept "no"??
yea ok. cuz your 450 min plan is your business line and your income depends directly upon it đ like i'm going to believe that one. next comes the "why cant you just give me a new phone?!" yea i'm just gonna hand over a new phone because you are being a baby. so i tell him that i can sell him one at retail cost. then you'll have ...
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I too Have Had One of Those Customers 2Day
Customer came in to see if she can get a replacement phone because hers got ran over. Nothing during the lifetime of this account shows that she even had the insurance. I call someone, that someone speaks to a supervisor which has higher authority and can get more in depth info on any given account...same result. NO INSURANCE.
Now the chick that came in here says that the rep that originally helped her offered the insurance, and they said yes that they did want it, but nothing signifies that is true.
C:Well that's f#c%ed up. I wanted insurance when I bought the original phone. I paid for it, and if it's not on there now, that your guys f#@k up. And when I come back to speak to the rep that 1st helped me, or you or both, and I pro...
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This is lame
M: The G-Zone
C: hahahahaha
Ok i get it.. G zone, G spot how f'n retarded can you be?


