Shop Talk
I Need Help
I eat morons for breakfast
A man calls in saying he's an existing customer, gave his number and started ranting.
He ordered a phone yesterday so was supposed to get it on monday. But his number was ported over today so he have no phone to use.
I asked for the PINcode, he's refusing to give any saying he don't remember setting up one. He demanded a sup.
*"What can a sup in telesales do with this?"*
I tried to patiently explain that in order to help him, I need to authenticate this account.
I asked him the security question.
Customer: "We're not going anywhere with this. Put your supervisor on the line."
ME: (Trying my very best to stay calm) "Let me try to find a supervisor that might be able to help you without authenticating your acco...
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Over heard today
to the customers that
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Blind man
Customer: I am with you and want to know why you do not note or place an * by NO Start Up Costs a
Customer: Your sites says no Start UP COST is exactly what it says? Either you are blind or dumb
CUSTOMER: It does not tell me at all there is a limit
ME: If I am typing that means I am not blind, and I have a family member that is so I would appreciate it if you could stay professional about this.
What I really wanted to say was, SHUT THE F@CK UP YOU STUPID CUSTOMER. It's people like you that make it possible for me to have this job and hate it all at the same time.
I want to kill you.
customer: Arizona
Me: I'm afraid I am looking for the website of where the order was placed.
Me: Are you still with me?
customer: Yes
Me: Excellent. May I ask where online you placed your order?
customer: You know, I may have ordered it by phone. Does that make a difference?
Me: May I ask when the order was placed?
customer: Last week or the week before. I don't remember.
Me: Thank you. One moment please while I review your information.
Me: I apologize for the delay. I'm afraid I was unable to locate any available information in regards to placing an order for an iPhone.
customer: Thank you. I will call to further investigate.
Me: You're welcome. Not a problem. Just to ver...
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I *love* being an adult
Other Female Reps
We have this one customer that is in his mid-late 30's, and he always addresses us this way. My store consists of 3 girls and a guy, so it's just weird. He's always nice, but it just weirds me out a little... 😕
Seoul, Japan anyone?
Me: Sure I’ll be more than happy to assist you with this today. Is this your first time contacting us regarding this request?
Customer: Yes
Me: What city in Japan will you be traveling to?
Customer: Seoul
Customer: Or will my device work over there at all
Me: Seoul is not a city in Japan, that is a city in S. Korea.
Customer: Yes, i am flying into Seoul
Me: So you are not going to Japan, you are going to S. Korea is that correct?
Customer: Intchen
Customer: yes
Customer seoul is still in Japan
Customer disconnected ('Concluded by End-user').
Me: ...
you fourstar up, blame the phone company
I have 8 hours to bullsh!t, someone talk
she's only 10
gimme a effin break
how about a thread on things you wish you could say to coworkers?
Probably one of the most idiotic...
"So... I just called a minute ago and changed my number.... Than I realized... People call me on that number... Can I change it back....? Please...?"
BAHAHA
Jane called in wanting to sell phone to friend. Jane approved a change of ownership. Friend agreed to have line moved on to account. Completed coo.
Now the Friend is calling in saying he did not approve this. BTW his name is not Friend.
Customer: No, no thanks, I don't need to be bothered, I'm just looking
I hate people who don't read.
Jessica: At this time the shipping carrier does not have the shipment information available on their website. I would recommend checking back within 24 hours for updated shipping information.
Me: If you wish to track the status of your shipment, please visit at USPS.com. Should you have questions about your USPS status, please feel free to contact USPS directly at 1.800.ASK-USPS (1.800.275.8777).
Me: Are you still with me?
Customer: yes can you check the status for me
Me: I'm afraid I have provided the status above.
Customer: thanks then