Shop Talk

(boss's real name) won't give me rides unless I get an add a line

"If you don't sell 90 lines by X date, you're dicking me over."



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When I am asked if we have any, it bothers me.
Almost like "Hey, im in the military and you have to give me a discount because I am and your not". That is what I hear when its asked for it.

Well Ma'am you haven't paid your bill in three months so the service was suspended. When we restored it, there were restoral fees per our terms and conditions that I'm sure you read thoroughly. If you noticed, you were not billed for the time your services were suspended. No, you need to pay the full past due balance in order to restore service. I'm sorry if you need your phone for work, I would imagine a service as important as this would be more of a priority on your part. I guess not...
I know your five year old will be mad if he doesn't get the XBox 360 for Christmas, so I understand why you didn't pay your bill the last two months.

AUTO IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




you, auto in, fatboy. 😡

So this just happened and im super pissed about it. Before i start ill say that my company is so cheap, that instead of having a normal phone line, they run our phones off the internet to save money. So when our internet goes down, our phones do too.

Lady comes in to upgrade her sons phone to a smartphone we have on sale for tmobile. I select the new internet package and the next screen loads so i can hit save and finalize the transaction. After i hit save it is taking forever to load, and eventually times out. My internet is down.

So after about 30 minutes of waiting for it to come back up, i pull the account up and try to re process it, but the upgrade date has been reset to 2 years from today. So i figure it went through and pull ...
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How I hate thee. First customer of the day

Custy: Can I buy the iphone without the data package?

Me: No sir you cannot

Custy: Even if i pay full retail price for it.

Me: You will still need the data package.

Custy: are you serious!!!

Me: yup 😎

How about get your self a ipod touch

Hello free Xperia Play 😁

WTF do you want me to do about it?

I told her twice that the Otterbox case wasn't water proof. In the end she said "OK I'll go with this one since it's water proof" .... OK, she's in checkout, whatever she wants to think XD

your senior 65+ line with verizon.

Them: Oh well we wanted more choice of free phones and we will need to talk to our grandson about what he wants first.

Me: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Them: *le walk to a different store in search of a free phone*

Me: *burns down corporate for getting rid of the thunderbolt, x2, and droid charge RIGHT before xmas*

Twas the month before Christmas, when all through the mall
Not a shopper was finished, not a single one at all.
The decorations were hung on the kiosk with care,
In hopes that a big sale would soon be made there.

The sales reps were dreaming of being all snug in their beds,
While visions of Starbucks danced in their heads.
And my coworker in her elf ears, and I in my Santa hat,
Had just finished a family share, and yes, that's a wrap!

When out in center court there arose such a clatter,
I dashed from the kiosk to see what was the matter.
Away to the Christmas tree I flew like a flash,
Tore open the door (after securing the cash).

The fluorescents on the counters shone like new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to the ...
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I hate angry people. I was just yelled at that my department was closed on Sunday when working people are off. This is the first customer that I have ever gotten short with on the phone. My response to her was well we are open to 8pm on Saturday.

Cust: Wow.I didn't expect that. How did that happen?
Me: Because you're declined of service! Now get outta here! 😈

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Apparently we've got a new system at work and must train manditory on the weekends on Sat and Sun, days that I would otherwise have off.

That means 12-days straight of this nightmarish place.!

Oh, and other teams have done this training on their normal days, during their normal shift.


*******!!!!!

"Ok, all we need to do now is go over your terms and conditions for you, and then we can confirm your order."

"Actually we changed our mind, we're going to do it in the store after all."

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#### you very much, and have a nice day.

"The black one"

:facedesk:

ATTENTION CUSTOMERS:

Before you even think about asking, here are some answers to some FASQ'S (Frequently Asked Stupid Questions)

1. Yes, smartphones require a data plan.
2. No, we cannot make an exception for your account.
3. No, we do not have the iPhone 4S in stock.
4. No, I will not tell you where the competition's kiosk is.
5. The bathrooms are in the food court. It's underneath that big "food court" sign.
6. Our mall is literally one straight line - if you haven't encountered Sears yet, JUST KEEP WALKING. I guarantee you will see it.
7. Look up. You can see the sky through the skylight. No, we obviously do not have a second story. Don't ask where the escalator is.


Thank you. If you have a legitimate Big Red question, p...
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Ok woman who just called in to telesales who was probably drunk talking her mouth of about ish that has NOTHING to do with sales...... thank you for stretching my call time much appreciated but honestly i didnt want to hear your life story.. or what issues youre currently going through.. blah 👿

that is all