how about a thread on things you wish you could say to coworkers?
go by him while he's on the phones and yell LALALALALALALALALALALAA!!!!
Lose 50-60 pounds before telling me how bad smoking is for me, fatty.
I'm already mortified that you reproduced, I don't want hear about the little monsters every five minutes.
I hope you die in a fire.
I really do not give 2 craps about your cat.
Hey! *slap on the back of the head* You have a system that has ALL of the information I give you everyday! USE IT! AND I have told you how to do this same thing 4 times today! Thats not counting how many times I told you how to do the SAME THING the last 2 WEEKS!