Shop Talk

in a cage
on a forklift
im driving
and i dump them in the ocean

punisher style 😳

WElL IM GOIN TO COLORADO TODAY IN 2 SOMETHING HOURS. gOT mY PTO FOR WORK. FOR THE NEXT WEEK, IM EXCITED!!!

what's the most creative way you guys have found to break your phone?

mine was after getting lit on 4 bottles of boones farm strawberry wine (i know, i know) and playing rock band (shut up brian) i went to check a text message while taking a pee, and my v9 razor did triple backflip into the yellow tinted pool 🤭

to just rip a customer apart, tell him or her how cheap they are, what a liar they are, and not lose my job.
🙂

Customer has been transffered 10 times.
and this is why
CUSTOMER SAYS

I'm calling to place an order to do an upgrade don't transfer me because I have already been transfered. I ported my number to Metro PCS and you guys canceled my service. I called just in time to pay for the cancellation. Now I need to upgrade my phone I was supposed to get the blackberry pearl flip for 79.99 from Mary but she has not even called me so I'm just waiting on the phone. I payed for 2 months of service now I'm waiting on the phone. Mary was supposed to call me back on my mothers cell but my mother has to leave. I though she would have called me back on my phone but she didn't I told them it could be a lot of Mary's when I call back now i have a Sim card...
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customer calls in....

Me-"Thank you for calling _________....my I have your wireless #?"....

C-"555-555-5555..blah blah blah...I have overages on my last bill for $120.81..I don't usually go over my minutes. Don't I have roll over minutes?"

Me-"No sir, I do apologize."

C-"Well, this this this this and that was going on, so that is why i went over my minutes. I don't need to change my plan. I have been a loyal customer for so long(and yet, you didn't know that ______ has never had roll over minutes)....Can I get a courtesy credit?"

Me-(I would have done it if you changed your plan and got me a sale, but since you didn't..in so many words...) "No."

C-"Hmm...So when is my contract over?"

Me-"This month."

C-"Well, if som...
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I work in the UK. Here it is AGINST the law to use a mobile phone and dirve a car. The law even bans the use of a handsfree device.

A friend of mine got pulled over by the Suffolk Police Constabulary for talking while driving and they hit him with a 150 pound fine and six points on his DL.

God knows I have seen my fair share id10ts drving while texting, talking etc. Last weekend I was on the M25 in London and some A-Hole in a BMW cut me off then slamed on the brakes. When I rolled down the window to flip him off the dude was texting on a N97 while he had a newspaper on the steering wheel. Lord knows the dudes going to warp his BMW around a treer someday.

The British NHS and the US NHTSA have concluded that people talking on a ph...
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are very important and useful
i appreciate everything they do
this is not sarcasm 😳

with my boyfriend last night 😢

"your" name totally means your wifes name, uh huh... thank you 😁

no, ___________ doesn't care how long you have been a customer. there are other customers who have been with ___________ longer than you, and have never gotten a free phone. no, telling me over and over again that you want a free phone, and raising your voice, is not going to get you a free phone! I have told you like 3 times that you can pay full price, use your upgrade discount, get a phone off ebay, or whatever..other than that, you will not get new phone....SO STOP BRINGING UP MY HANDLE TIME AOBUT SOMETHING THAT I CANNOT GIVE YOU!!!

transfer! 😡

I now have to work Sundays 7:30am to 4pm. I won't be able to do it, I'll be too drunk. Soon I will be fired.

I'll admit that my grasp on the English isn't perfect. The language really does have many rules which can be quite difficult to follow and obey.

My problem is when people just make up words that almost sound like real words but not quite. Then, when I can understand what they are trying to say, they give me grief as if it's my fault for not understanding GIBBERISH!!! LEARN TO USE YOUR WORDS!!!

I can't pay attention in a classroom or meetings at all and I still came out of the public school system understanding how to communicate. How lazy and retarded do these customers have to be to not be able speak coherent English. Were they native of another country, I would completely understand.

Feel free to dissect my grammar and ...
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I use to sell phones for R Shack, did it for like three years, but I haven't done it for almost three years now. All I have to say is I love reading all this $hit that everyone posts on here because it is so true!

The best is all the random stupid crap custys would do. my fav two stories are

1) this happened all the time...
me) whats your phone number with area code
c) 84110.... they would always give me their zip code

2) usually an illegal immigrant on these one
me) your social security number please
c) 2s35ffik9984 they would always ramble off random crap just trying to get lucking and guess one

anyways keep up the stories I love hearing how miserable people are to you guys 😁

exploded
i called customer service and they exploded
the moderators will block this message
your iq just dropped 4 points 😳

Have you ever gotten to the end of the call, said your closing, and instead of hitting the release button, you just hit mute? Or, when you tell the customer that you are gong to transfer them, and instead of hitting the hold button, you press mute, and the customer is still talking b4 you start dialing the #?...Well I have, and customers say and do all sorts of things when they think we can't hear them...

Customers have.....

burped in my ear,

called me a b**ch,

flushed the toliet,

admitted that they caused the overage, and that they lied to me about it,

laughed because they got away with it,

and so on...

sometimes I just want to get back on the line and tell them, "Hey! I can still hear you! So you did do it? Wel...
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we could all be furthering our education right now 😳

hold your damn face away from the phone as you belch!!!! 😳

the beeper will be making a comeback
look it up

any one know the release date 4 the Krave2?