Shop Talk

Dear Blushing Bride, when we call to speak with your husband, the "account holder" please refrain from screaming at the highest octive that you're "The Wife" we're not his mistress, although with someone as controlling and scary as you, he may wish that we were. And Mrs. I Do, if you can not authenticate the account with his pin or security question... favorite hobby: fatchicks... maybe there are some underlying trust issues, we won't be able to assist you, ask your chubby chasin' husband to share this information with you, Beloved Bride, you can scream for us to not call your husband and demand we put you on the do not call list, but if it is NOT the third attempt we will continue calling unless he, the "ACCOUNT HOLDER" changes you from bei...
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it's 2:00pm. i've been here since 9:30. i've done one bill payment..



and facebook for blackberry is down. meh.

let the boredom ensue....

i have had a few customers ask me how what free software to use to convert movies to play them on their blackberrys. i have looked online and haven't really found that much, so i turn to you guys.

any help you can give would help me in the future.

thanks 🙂

👿 I WORK FOR SPRINT AND THEY ADDED THAT STUPID 3.99 CHARGE FOR HAVEING A SPENDING LIMIT AND NOW WE HAVE TO GET YELLED AND CURSED AT. ANY OTHER EMPLOYEES FEEL ME ON THIS SPRINT MAKES TO0 MANY CHANGES AND THEN WE HAVE TO SUFFER 👿

Agent: Hello this is (agent name) calling from Sprint your wireless provider. Is Samantha Smith available?

Cust: (In a voice filled with only testosterone) This is her.

Agent: 😳

Cust: (Ever so manly) What can I help you with?

Agent: (Thinking, well you can start by telling me if your pre-opp or just the user of that phone) Alright let me go ahead and get you pin ma'am just to verify the account.

I have a gripe/complaint that needs to vent. Please pardon the language, but I feel strongly about this issue.

The next pencil neck, piece of S&^t, lazy a#5 fraud agent the reassigns an issue that is obviously in the arena of resposibility of fraud to my dept. I'm going to Sh%t in his lunch, feed it too him, go to his house, F^#@ his mother in the a%5 til she screams bloody mary to the tune of 'whistlin dixie' and I feel better about my time being wasted by the scum of the earth that should be licking my boots for 5 pecos in Tijuana, because good upstanding citizens like hookers are worth more respect and understanding than these imbecilic a%%h$les.

Thank you for your understanding and time. Have a wonderful day.


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The service provider I am with is a lil behind the times, but their price is good for me. Soooo with this in mind which would be a better phone, the Moto Q OR Moto QA30?

What I want:
PC sync capabilities, e-mail, and possibility of software upgrades when needed, wanted.

I DO own moto phone tools if you might think this will really be relevent.

Since I no longer work for said provider, I think they still have rtt but MIGHT have actually gone up to EVDO.

ok, let the laughter commence

Have any good ideas on driving more business to your stores. Getting tired of the same thing all the time

We can only take cash payments here. Fact of life.

When someone wants to pay with a chck or debit/credit card, we tell them they don't have to drive anywhere and show them how to pay it over the phone.

The number 1 response to that is:

"Well, I don't like to give out my information."

I just let them go.

What in the hell do you think you're doing when you mail in a check, or slide your card?

people who have been waiting outside for about ten minutes.....

I'm going to open right at ten and not a minute before.

dr.scholls massaging gel arch supports for your shoes.

i just slipped mine in since my shoes are starting to hurt after about an hour at work. 😁

My supervisor came by the other day, and said, "hi agent, you're going to be losing 80$ a week, we're dropping your pay, BUT!, would you like to get paid in layers?"

No, supervisor. I don't want to be paid in layers, layers aren't going to keep the lights on or the bill collectors away, Now please go away....

If you don't know what layers are, it's gum made by Trident, there is a commerical where people want to be paid in "layers".

Our system is wonky and cx are yelling at me because teh system is down. How do I have any control over that?

Give me some good reason's to stick around b/c I really want to go home right now. 😢

😲 GO COLTS

I was stuck in my driveway for 4 hours, finally get to work, immediately get a write up for scores. *thumbs down*
Then I get crap for my break time.
I should've stayed home in my warm bed and forgot about this place.
They don't care about me or my well being so why do I care to even come.
I'll tell you why, because I don't have vaca time.

hates children!!!! 😁

Sprint OWNS Nextel, so technically, you ARE customers of Sprint.

You have a Sprint plan, and you are getting charged Sprint overages, and you are getting calls from Sprint. WE OWN YOU!!! (service wise)

Go ahead and call Nextel, the charges are still valid. 😈 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 😈

🤣 DOES ANY ONE ELES IN HER SUCK TOES ......CLEAN TOES ONLY

when i first started in the wireless industry i was introduced to this website, since then when im bored at work i check it. over time i noticed lots of posts by Drunk, unfortunatly something happened with his job and he is no longer with us. It is on days like this that i miss drunk and whimsical writing.

data outage... all phones.. ugh...