Shop Talk
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"Small Format" store hell
** Long Rant**
where to begin. If you work for big pink, and have one of these in your area then im sure you know what im going through. been open for an hour. i come from the busiest store in my market to this. first off, the opener here comes in and says she talked to another manager that she was sick and couldnt work. so i open by myself. I dont have keys. i lock the bathroom door, so now i cant get in. first custy, not too bad. just an indirect issue. second custy; wierd.... third, a stripper with her son (who had a tail on his hair nontheless, can we all say white trash?) im bored, the people here are useless, and im prolly not getting any act today. geez, i wish six will come sooner than later....
Car Kit...
C - custy
M - me
M - How can I help you?
C - How can I get this phone out of "car kit"?
M - That message indicates that the phone has been water damaged.
C - It's never been near water!!!
*** 5 minute exchange about water damage... you've heard it before ***
M - (pulls up account, pulls battery, no LDI turned) The circutry in the phone has an internal moisture detector on the board itself. You may not have gotten the battery wet but this phone has been damaged by moisture.
C - I just got this phone 6 months ago (lie)
M - Looking at your account here you do have the insurance on the phone, you would be able to get a 50 dollar replacement through them.
C - Can't you just give me a phone?
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Here's a question...
I wish I could post this Sign...
1. When the inline stores around me have their gates down and locked, my invisble gates are down as well, aka I'm closed and am not open to help and or service your phone. Ask me for cell phone help and I'll let you F' off and die.
2. Where in my kiosk do you see equipment that would allow me to work on your phone? There isn't any, go to a repair store not a small mall kiosk. Ask me to fix it and I'll let you F' off and die.
3. The signs on my kiosk say Sprint, does you phone say the same? If not, the only thing I can do is sell you one of mine. I don't know all the specifics about your XYZ carrier phone.
Try to get me to fix your unbranded GSM phone and I'll let you F' off and die.
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LG 5200
FREE TOOTH BRUSHES
I am a sales rep and I just sold somone a
I started out hating her, now... not so much. (and a "What do you do" question)
FINE.
I should charge her, but I always feel badly asking for money for something that isn't that much of a pain.
So I do all that, and then go to activate the phones.
She doesn't have the tax ID number. cool. She calls to get it.
Finally get it, and do the esn changes.
I get to the last one and it won't let me do it. Says something about still being in corps inventory.
SO I call customer service, wait for 10 minutes, they tell me I have to talk to the tech team. Get transfered there, wait longer
Finally found out that some tardo at the corporate store she bought the phones at never sold her the phone.
So this p...
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help with a treo 700p bluetooth problem
Southerlands is nothing like Walmart
So who all shops at Lowes or Home Depot? And what the do you buy?
old people suck...well most people suck.
Old man-OM
Me-Me
Me- How's it going sir? I'm not open yet but I guess I can help you
om-I'm doing ok, I have 2 complaints.
Hands me bill
om- What are these charges?
me- Those are data calls sir meaning that you accessed the mobile internet from your phone its only 66 cents I will block the feature from your account.
om- Ok great, can I get a credit?
me- You can call customer service and see if they will credit it I have no power to give credits.
om- Can you call for me?
me 👿 I guess...
om- My other problem is this
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Hell...
Holy Smokes!
China wireless to pass 500M
Story posted: August 27, 2007 - 5:59 am EDT
China should surpass 500 million cellular connections during the third quarter, according to Wireless Intelligence, a joint venture of Ovum and the GSM Association.
The firm said China adds about 19 million connections per quarter, representing a quarterly growth rate of about 4%.
China Mobile dominates the market with nearly 70% of total subscribers and 79% of prepaid customers, said Wireless Intelligence.
Source: www.rcrnews.com
Yikes.
No Show. (long)
At about 12:30 I got a text from my friend at the next kiosk over that said "there is noone working at your kiosk" thats when I noticed I had another text message. It was the new guy he said "I am quitting" I tried to call him to get a reason or something but he wouldn't answer.
I called my other employees and my DM and told them what hapened. one of my other employees said, "Maybe I can go in" and that was just before my phone died (no charger...
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i'm sorry...
just mad
Anyways he doesn't want to pay 50 bucks for another phone so he is switching carriers to get a free one
I HATE THIS MALL
Where do you work....
M-me
M- Hi! How are you doing today?
C-........
M- Is there anything we can help you with today?
C-.....do ya hab free phones *staring directly at a phone that is listed Free with new two year contract*
M- Yes we do have phone blah blah blah free out the door with a new two year contract.
C-........*looks at sign, "Ask us if you qualify for a corporate discount!"*
Do I qualify for a corporate discount?
M- Let me check for you, where do you work?
C- I don't.
M- 😳
C- can you do a credit check for me?
M- 😳
And the worst part is she has two kids running around like retards and is pregnant, Idiocracy here we come!


