Shop Talk
Car Bluetooth
I know the vehicles have a guide that say that the car is compatible with BT vers 1.1, 1.2, 2.0, etc... but it is my past experience that the version doesn't mean diddily if the phone is too new (or the car too old), or if the stereo isn't stock...
The fact that someone would specifically pick their phone to match their car or even worse, their car to match their phone just blows my mind...buy the phone and car that work best for you, and if they don't play well together, for God's sake, get an external BT speaker fo...
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I LOVE calling BS on them
I told him is wasn't released yet but asked what he like about it. Why not try to sell him something I have now? He pulls out the Pearl and complains about the keyboard. Asked the normal like what do you use the phone for/what features, etc. He said it HAD to be a Blackberry. OK...
I asked if he would like me to check the account for the upgrade date because I KNOW the Pearl hasn't been out for VZW for 20 months, so unless he paid retail when it DID come out, he has no NE2 credit.
He tries the whole "I've had this piece of junk for 2 years so I get a free one now. You don't need to look. I KNOW I'm eligible". I finally get the guy to give me his nu...
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adding features on lines with no contract
He lives...(really figgin long, but i think worth it)
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Who's responisble?
Calling all T-mobile Reps>>>THEY EXIST!!
I have a customer who currently has 5 lines on an account and wants the @home service. Now, to everyone's general knoweldge the only way for them to accomplish this is to move one of the lines onto a new account along with the @home line to fulfill the @home's 39.99 or higher parent plan requirement.
The problem: By making the customer do this, they are not saving money on their home phone because they need to be charged an additional $40 a month just to have something that costs $10 a month.
The solution: Both I and several activation and customer care reps have seen accounts with SIX...count them...SIX li...
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Funny....
Cust: I SWEAR I PAID THAT BILL! I HAVE MY BANK STATEMENT TO PROVE IT AND YOU ARE GONNA TURN MY PHONE OFF FOR NO REASON??!!
Me: I apologize for the inconvienence (sp?), let me take a look at your account. 🤣 🤣 🤣 ... I see you have a past due balance of ten cents, thats why your phone was turned off.
Cust: TEN CENTS??? YOU'RE GONNA SHUT MY PHONE OFF OVER 10 CENTS? (throws a dime at me),
Me: actually ma'am, we have a 5 dollar tranaction fee if you pay with cash.
Credit
I had a lady that wanted credit for her international calls because she thought British Columbia was a state and included in her national long distance.
So we all know who The Mobile Solutions is right? And we al know who the Denver Broncos are, right?
"Three practices since late August is all Tatum Bell needed to gain 34 yards on seven carries at Atlanta. Not bad considering that six days earlier, Bell was a manager at Mobile Solutions at the Aurora Mall. The Broncos called him Tuesday morning to come in."
HAHAHAHA Tatum Bell was a manager at TMS?!@!?!?
wtf man, thats hilarious
really?
C= Valued Customer
C. Why is my phone turned off!! I paid my bill in full today!! Turn my phone on right now!!
M= Well let me get your account pulled up and see what’s going on.
::pulls up account and verify caller::
M= Well Mrs. Smith it appears that your account is 69 days past due with a balance of $345.
C= I know what the balance is I paid it this morning!
M= Has it been at least four hours scene you made the payment?
C= Yes, I pay it at XX o-clock
M= And how did you make the payment, credit card, precash?
C= I mailed a check.
M= 🙄
M= I am sorry Mrs. Smith but the posting times for a check that is mailed in can take up to ten days.
C= what?! You mean I won’t have service for 1...
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Yeah, because indirect agents get the latest and greatest BEFORE anyone else
I'll be lucky if they let us order it before the first. 😢
Negin out...
XBM Call Center!
Although, I must admit that not being able to do ANYTHING for Custies except send them a phone kinda sucks....
Verizon is going bankrupt!!!!!!!!!!........................... .........?
probably has been addressed before, but
have you ever had a customer at your store/kiosk/whatever who had a body part that should not look as good as it does on a person that age.
What makes that situation even worse, is when that person wears clothes that overly and overtly accentuates that body feature.
The only reason I know this person is too young to have that acctactive of a feature is that the parent said "you are only 15, you are not getting that phone, you don't need it!!!"
👀 😳 😳 😳 😳
I wanted to do things to that!!!
it was the equivalent reaction to showing a guy with a Priapism a picture of Hilary Clinton and watching that thing suffer som serious shrinkage!!!
This is a new one for me (which I didn't think was possible) that definitely tops all others...
Dude is mad because his phone has "died", even though he took "such good care of it! I didn't drop it or nothin'"
Rep grabs phone from dude, and notices that phone is warped (as in, the outer plastic cover is wavy).
Rep asks dude WTF happened to the phone.
Dude says "Oh! Well about three months into owning it, the screen went white, and I found that if I left it on my car's dashboard in the sun, the screen would work again. Well eventually, that stopped helping the issue, so I decided to bake the phone in the oven for about 10 minutes at 450 degrees. That worked once, so I tried it again and it made the outside of the phone look all weird like this and now it doesn't wor...
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its cracks me up
hahaha its too bad whoever she speaks too will tell her the same thing i told her 😈 👿 😈 👿 😈 👿
Affairs...
I believe my boss is. She will disappear for a few hours and then show back up in an unusually good mood. She has to travel between a few stores and sometimes she never shows up at the other store. I think there is some hanky panky going on...
Gross.
No mail in rebate on Storm?!? (VZW Indirect)
Grand Opening


