Shop Talk
i'll never forgive you...
funniest ever.
I had to mute him on mute to laugh.
OMG You are working on a holiday
Why asking for a cus wireless number is so difficult
CUSTOMER :My number is 999-9999-9999.
REP:I am sorry I am not seeing this in the system. Is this a WIRELESS NUMBER>
CUSTOMER : Yeah,this is my home number.
REP: May I have your CTN?
CUSTOMER : Do you want my home or cell...
**** WIRELESS STUPID.. WIRELESS... I CAN NOT SEE ANYTHING DEALING WITH YOUR HOME NUMBER... ARE YOU CALLING ABOUT YOUR HOME NUMBER... NO SO WHY THE HELLS WOULD I NEED IT.... PLZ JUST GIVE ME UR DANG WIRELESS NUMBER... BETTER YET FORGET U HAVE A HOME NUMBER..SHEESH!!!!!!!
Turned in my resignation today
Best one liners from Customers
Can the goverment trace this phone?
I do not want to put this in my name the cops are looking for me.
any others?
OUTBOUND CENTERS
Fraud Department Woes
1.Have the worse attitudes.
2.Will rush you off the phone, even if the issue isn't resolved.
3.Will treat you like you are wasting their time.
4.Will hang up on you if inflection of your voice raises.
I remember sending them a fax of a social security card and they said it was too dark. So I put it on the brightest setting and they said it was too light. Then i printed one for every different setting the fax machine offered (keeping in mind I had to call back and wait...
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Stupid customer questions
Told her that there was no such thing, that texting while driving was dangerous and should not be done. She then got mad at me!
Strong accents with bad attitudes
Flipping Data Plans
"My wifes friend....
whoooo hoooo!
Now it will be "why dont my blackberry work" or "why dont my G1 work" just till tuesday then back on the phones but I guess I cant complain it's been almost 2 weeks off the phones so far.
Why do people that live in the middle of the woods want fast service
Why buy a PC and can't turn it on.
I hate it when customers
Anyone remember?
I wonder what ever happened to that idea?
Is it just my call center or...
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