Shop Talk
phone scoop forums on my VZW 8130
so the new ATT/Cell One deal is complete
we ar goingn to rename this city DeathStar Heights!!!!!
Merry Christmas to you all!
Anyone out there that's bored?
Is it really slow for everyone else?
what the eff???
This is supposed to be the season for giving, blah blah blah.
I just got cussed out by a preacher's wife.
"well ma'am, please go eff off and by the way, eff your church and the congregation that believes your effing lies"
"go effing be like jesus"
"p.s. how does it feel to be EFFING helpless? mwahhahahahahahahaha"
some people need TBTOAS (to be taken out and shot)
Invalid upgrades!!!
What will you do...
i have been keeping a log of all the a-holes that yell at me when i am trying to help them. On my last day i will cancel their accounts, flag them as fraud, and note the account to not reactivate under any circumstances. (only to the really really really really big a-holes though, i am not that mean to do it to every frustrated custy)
anyone have their own ideas?
Last friggin day...
Highest text usage you've ever seen?
I'm sure you guys have seen more though, so share your records!
was i wrong for not changing the upgrade date?
LG MS25
Don't you hate it when...
Fun morning call.....
C-cust with a speech impediment
M-Thank you for calling ... ..., this is Jen how may I help you today?
C-Yea I need that number to the Sprint store out by walmart
M-I'm sorry I don't have their number as they are a third party dealer and I know they have an unlisted number. Is there anything I can asisst you with?
C-I got my phone from there and its a piece of s**t, they ripped me off. This f**ckin pice of crap doesn't work
M-Well I apologize for that, what seems to be the problem.
C-It turns on and off by itself and the battery don't last and it cuts out!
M-How long have you had the phone?
C-I got it last week
M-Well what you can do is take it back to that store and have them verify the problem and...
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Merry Christmas to everyone I've called...
a suggestion to all reps- when you call into sales support- take 5 seconds to ask for their supervisor and recognize a job well...
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7am
How are you all holding up?
I must be dreaming...
Customer's Young Child: Mommy, I want a phone!
Customer: Not until you're 10.
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Just another day in paradise.
Soooo its my weekend off. Yet I am working two shifts a 7 hour one yesterday and an 8 hour one today. Both by myself which means no lunch breaks. This sucks. I could deal with it if I had someone to talk to but this mall will be dead. O well. I guess I will just Forum surf for most of the day.
New Holiday rule.
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF...
M-Me
C- Customer
M- Hi, how can I help you?
C- Yea, this phone is a peice of Sh!t. I need another one. *Demanding*
M- Ok, well...what's your phone number?
She gives me the number and I look up her account thinking maybe she had the insurance. When I took a look at the phone, it was snapped in two. Of course, no insurance. And she was not eligable for any discounts because she just used one to get the broken phone. Her next discount is in June sometime, because she decided not to pay her bill on time either.
I advised her of all of...
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