Shop Talk
Oh my... one liner of the day
"Customer comes back dead..."
The customer had a report of death on his credit.
The order was for a Sidekick Slide. The information was for a man who was over 80 years old.
The Credit rep was laughing so hard after he realized what he said said that he had to mute me.
This is how my last call opened....
Customer: I hate you people!
ME: 😳
XM radio
any help works
thanks
The unlimited plan from everyone
Legally Blind
blah
this is going to be a bad day
"She showed me the knife!"
A customer comes to my store and is asking me about phones. I obliged and answered his questions.
Then I asked him which one he wanted, and he replied, "I can't. I need my wife's permission."
I said back to him, "I'm just she'd trust your judgement on it."
He says to me, "No, she would kill me."
I laughed.
He said, "She would! She showed me the knife!"
I laughed. REALLY hard. For a long time.
Then I saw his wife.
I saw her face.
I kinda believe him now.
WOO HOO! Love this start to the day...
c: There's nothing you can do? Whatever!
*click*
😎
which color do you see?
he asks if this is Cingular/AT&T.
no....
well, can you tell me where that store is?
👿
O, I wish I wasn't so honest sometimes. I asked if I could help him get phones with Big Red; he looked offended, repeated his request for the AT&T store, then looked relieved that he only missed it by a few blocks. 👿 bastard. I used to think that people who posted about this were a tad strange, but now that it's happened to me enough times, especially when the entire company's SLOW, it pisses me off that someone can't tell colors.
Unfortunately
🤣
I love it when
1-- make sure the customer is off the handset
2-- actually DID verify the device we're working with
And it makes my day and is a supersweet bonus when they go above and beyond and do all my troubleshooting and actually CHECK the ldi, instead of saying "no liquid damage".
I know it's not mandatory for them to do that, but I just want to hug awesome reps like that.
And store reps. The ones that actually try and fix the phone... Y'all are awesome.
😁
Go Phone Comerical
crutches
She laughed and said, "I don't think so, he wouldn't be honking, he is on crutches right now."
Then i saw her get in the passenger side and the man on crutches drove away. Is that safe? Is he hitting the gas pedal with his crutch? At least I'm not out driving on the same road they're on now.
My story tonight...
Customer: No, it's dark right now. 😳
(It was about 9pm EST time)
See? Our customers are such winners! 😎
Working for ATT vs. Sprint
Anyway, I'm currently considering 3 jobs...2 of which are from the aforementioned companies as a Retail sales Consultant/Rep. I'm just curious about the pros and cons of working for both of the companies. I understand Sprint is recovering (hopefully) at the moment. but I just want to hear what are some of the pros/cons, advantages or benefits that each company has over the other as far as being working there.
I searched but quite honestly, Phonescoop doesnt have the greatest searching function and most of what I did find was outdated (2004-2006) information, so any input would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
I'm considering thi...
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SUNDAYS NEWS OF THE STUPID!!
"i need to talk to someone , my phone got stolen..again.."
me "do you have insurance"
"yes"
" well do the exact same thing you did last time"
"how do I know it ain't gonna be used"
"ill suspend your service, you need to get a police report before you call Signal"
" ok bout to do that"
10 minutes later...phone rings again 🙄
"the POlice said I couldn't file a report, cause I gave it to the guy and he just walked off" (#1..DUH!!, #2 WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS THIS IDIOT EXPECTING ME TO DO!!, OH WAIT IT'S COMING)me-"well, your service IS suspended, he won't be able to use it"
"can you try and get it back for me??" (WHAT??)
"you know who hs your phone?"
"YEAH I GAVE IT TO HIM!!"
"we...
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Verizon Customer Service
Dumb.
https://www.phonescoop.com/news/ »
"Samsung engineers have created a new process that will allow ordinary tap water to provide the electrical power for mobile phones. Water stored in the phone will contact a metal plate. The reaction between the plate and water will create hydrogen gas. The hydrogen gas is then funneled into a fuel cell, where it will further react with oxygen to create electrical power. Because the reactions can generate up to three watts of power, these water-based fuel cells will be powerful enough to be used in devices such as mobile phones. Current versions of the fuel cell can provide power for about 10 hours, and the metal cartridge needs to be replaced about once every five days...
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