I work pt at a movie theater
Me: Sure, what size?
Customer: I do not know, what flavors do you have?
Me: Umm, larger, medium and small.
Customer: I'll take the Coke:
Me: Okay, what size would you like your Coke?
Me: What size is regular?
Customer: What sizes do you have?
Me: (I'm getting frustrated all ready, I grab the cups and put them on the counter) We have small, medium and large.
Customer: I will take the one in the middle.
Me: Cool that is the small.
Customer: I thought that was a medium
Me: This one is a small
Customer: Then why did you put it in the middle.
Me: I have no clue why, did you want a medium coke now?
WTF, how hard is it to order one drink!
Customer Service Dictionary
Discount applied to a whiny customer.
The discount percentage or number of discounts applied to a same customer is directly in proportion to the times the customer has called in to complain about the service/product.
i.e.: "Man, this is the 5th time a supervisor call on this case has resulted in a Customer B!tchcount."
Not to be confused with Customer Disscount.
Which is a minor discount applied to a customer just to get him to shut up. Usually less than 10%.
You are offered a plan that will save you over $50.00 monthly, give you more than you currently have and yet you still pull the "i get better offers from other carriers and i can cancel right now" card when you have ETF of over $1000 (Tax and service used not included) asking for more money.
Advice you feel you need to give to callers
- If you're calling a call center for help drunk or high, at least have the decency to enunciate properly, it will save you and the agent a lot of time and effort.
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