Episode 4 of The Adventures of Bob, the Typical Cingular Customer
*In the waiting room*
Bob: So, how are you feeling now, sweetheart?
Freckles: How do you think I feel? I've been puking my guts out.
Bob: Umm...that sounds interesting. So...um...
Freckles ignores Bob, as she always does, by downloading some new games and ringtones on her phone.
Bob: Umm...honey, do those things cost money?
Freckles: Nope. The commercial said they're free. I just send a text message to 666HAHAGOTCHABASTARD and I get free ringtones for life.
Bob: Oh. Ok, if you say so, I'll just smile assumingly. So whatever happened to that boyfriend of yours?...
It's been a while.....
Here's the list:
4G: They have to be in Band 4 which is AWS frequency.
3G: We need AWS 1700/2100. If it only lists 2100, it will likely not be sufficient since international companies use 2100 for both uplink and downlink. We just use it for downlink.
2G: 1900 MHz
We are looking at the Samsung Galaxy S3 T999, as an example, but we are looking at all different price points.
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You: No further questions about the package, thank you though!
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You: You see Alex, I'm kinda like a women, I want to feel special, like Direct TV likes me!... So how can we do that?
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me: Okay well it can take up to 10 business days for a mailed pmt to post so let me set a payment arrangement so you don't get suspended before it posts.
cust: No, I just told you I'm mailing it today.
me: Ma'am, I don't think you understood what I said. I said it can take 10 business days for that to post onto your acc. The money is past due, you will be suspended if I don't set up a payment arrangement.
cust: Whatever, I don't know why this is so difficult.
what I wanted to say: you're an idiot.
Mr. Customer you just made my day and my week
Customer Service rep: On the router, can you tell me how many lights are on?
Customer: Ammm well, the kitchen, The living
Customer Service rep: Thanks God is Friday.
How to be an uninformed representative:
Zakai117 y Achmed are here with me, el otro culero se fuÃ© (the other douche left, not an scooper so I can't say his name)
This made my day
May i ask you a question sir? Are you also gonna tell your home owner that you're gonna take 10 days off the rent?
Me: 😳 : You know what let me get you the insurance department.