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Customers...
Episode 4 of The Adventures of Bob, the Typical Cingular Customer
*In the waiting room*
Bob: So, how are you feeling now, sweetheart?
Freckles: How do you think I feel? I've been puking my guts out.
Bob: Umm...that sounds interesting. So...um...
Freckles ignores Bob, as she always does, by downloading some new games and ringtones on her phone.
Bob: Umm...honey, do those things cost money?
Freckles: Nope. The commercial said they're free. I just send a text message to 666HAHAGOTCHABASTARD and I get free ringtones for life.
Bob: Oh. Ok, if you say so, I'll just smile assumingly. So whatever happened to that boyfriend of yours?...
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new icon
It's been a while.....
Device advice
Here's the list:
4G: They have to be in Band 4 which is AWS frequency.
3G: We need AWS 1700/2100. If it only lists 2100, it will likely not be sufficient since international companies use 2100 for both uplink and downlink. We just use it for downlink.
2G: 1900 MHz
We are looking at the Samsung Galaxy S3 T999, as an example, but we are looking at all different price points.
Thanks ...
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Black iPhone 4 out of stock
customer like women
You: No further questions about the package, thank you though!
Alex: $25-$10 would be $15.
You: You see Alex, I'm kinda like a women, I want to feel special, like Direct TV likes me!... So how can we do that?
You: Am I confusing the advance reciever discount for 24 months and the bill pay for two seperate discounts, when in fact they are the same thing then?
There's just so much wrong here. They clearly f...
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Verizon entering Canada??
looking to buy broken LCD assemblies
family owned and operated, paying fast top dollar.
please contact...
Thank you,
Dustin
dustin@ harvest mobile .net
http://www.harvestcellular.net »
orly?
me: Okay well it can take up to 10 business days for a mailed pmt to post so let me set a payment arrangement so you don't get suspended before it posts.
cust: No, I just told you I'm mailing it today.
me: Ma'am, I don't think you understood what I said. I said it can take 10 business days for that to post onto your acc. The money is past due, you will be suspended if I don't set up a payment arrangement.
cust: Whatever, I don't know why this is so difficult.
what I wanted to say: you're an idiot.
Mr. Customer you just made my day and my week
Customer Service rep: On the router, can you tell me how many lights are on?
Customer: Ammm well, the kitchen, The living
room,.........................
Customer Service rep: Thanks God is Friday.
Holiday Pay
How to be an uninformed representative:
Sembrated
Zakai117 y Achmed are here with me, el otro culero se fué (the other douche left, not an scooper so I can't say his name)
This made my day
May i ask you a question sir? Are you also gonna tell your home owner that you're gonna take 10 days off the rent?
True Story!!!!
Me: 😳 : You know what let me get you the insurance department.
WWJD?