Shop Talk

Grrrr... 😈

Sold a customer a 5 today, which promptly recommended an update which fixed an issue that prevented over the air updates. Ironically, I couldn't install the update to fix the bug...because of the bug.

Most of you PSer's at least the Shop Talk and Lounge people are accessing PS at work.... I wanted to know if you know of any sites that you are not firewalled from, of course we are all not firewalled from phonescoop. Maybe we have other similar websites we are not firewalled from.... Just an idea.... Here is a list of some we can access here.

wikipedia.org (all version including wikibooks, wikitionary, etc)

foxnews.com

foxsports.com

howstuffworks.com

digitaltrends.com

discovery.com

wthitv.com

weather.com

etonline.com

I will add more as soon as I figure out what we can and cannot access... add more if you can think of any.

What is the funniest Customer name you've heard for custies?

Here is my short list:

1. ****thead (to be pronounced She-tead)
2. Desireh Dicks
3. Dick Hunter
4. Tequila
5. Chiquita

Etc...

I don't care how asanine you think it is, I'm not letting you add a new line of service to your husband's account. Especially when you're not an authorized user. I don't feel like getting fired this week.

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Denial
That can't be. I was sure all of the leaks were fake. I don't understand. There's no way apple would make something so boring. Surely Steve Jobs is just playing a prank from the grave.

Anger
Are you effing kidding me?! Its just a stretched out iPhone 4S! The Samsung Galaxy Note II 4G LTE has a bigger screen AND more words and numbers on its name. APPLE FAIL.

Bargaining
Well, It DOES have fancy branded names like "Lightning Connector" for every single one of its tiny features, and I've been informed its "magical" and "feels goog in the hand."

Depression
I hate myself for wanting something so marginally better than what I already have.

Acceptance
*Throws money at Apple again*

Said the associate who works for a GSM carrier.

Apple ios is harder to use because they have "geniuses" at all of their stores to teach you how to use it.

there will be prayer at work

Verizon is going to have a hayday with this 🤣

Why would you pay $34.99 for an inferior, Apple-branded pair of earbuds? This customer was adamant that he purchase Apple earbuds even though I showed him a wide variety of superior sounding, more affordable earbuds.

Apple zombies, you are ignorant.

What say you? I have a white and blue. Whatever shall I do?

just got another one. Wrote on it "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME!!! I'M NOT THAT KIND OF FLYER!!!"


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I wonder how long it'll be before they either firewall torrents or the dmca contacts them

kinda felt like helmet in spaceballs with the luggage combination of 1234. I bet a lot of peeps in our industry used avaya as a password

more mandatory overtime. This time they're assigning slots on our days off.

They say our client is increasing demand at our center, but I know for a fact that the new call center that just opened up in town just hired 150 and is set to hire a few hundred more today. And I know many who have moved to that company already from this center, and many more who are planning to move.

I really don't get the logic that in order to retain their current employees they are immediately treating us worse. *shrugs*

*Me, noticing customer gets an emplyee discount from the FBI*

"So, does working for the FBI get you a good discount?"

"Uh... please don't advertise that."


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I had the best supv EVARRRR!!!!!


Before shift bids I asked him who I need to slip a benjamin to to get him, then I got him.

He just got canned. Totally bogus

Me: Let me ask you the security question on your account. What is your favorite hobby?
Cust: Doing Moms
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