Shop Talk
The iPhone 5 Dilemma
Denial
That can't be. I was sure all of the leaks were fake. I don't understand. There's no way apple would make something so boring. Surely Steve Jobs is just playing a prank from the grave.
Anger
Are you effing kidding me?! Its just a stretched out iPhone 4S! The Samsung Galaxy Note II 4G LTE has a bigger screen AND more words and numbers on its name. APPLE FAIL.
Bargaining
Well, It DOES have fancy branded names like "Lightning Connector" for every single one of its tiny features, and I've been informed its "magical" and "feels goog in the hand."
Depression
I hate myself for wanting something so marginally better than what I already have.
Acceptance
*Throws money at Apple again*
That can't be. I was sure all of the leaks were fake. I don't understand. There's no way apple would make something so boring. Surely Steve Jobs is just playing a prank from the grave.
Anger
Are you effing kidding me?! Its just a stretched out iPhone 4S! The Samsung Galaxy Note II 4G LTE has a bigger screen AND more words and numbers on its name. APPLE FAIL.
Bargaining
Well, It DOES have fancy branded names like "Lightning Connector" for every single one of its tiny features, and I've been informed its "magical" and "feels goog in the hand."
Depression
I hate myself for wanting something so marginally better than what I already have.
Acceptance
*Throws money at Apple again*
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Isn't that the same with every phone? What was the big difference for the Galaxy s II compared to the Galaxy s? Dual core processor. GSII to GSIII? faster processor. They already have so much stuff in the phone. What do you want the phone to do that it doesn't already have?
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