Shop Talk
IT SAYS RIGHT HERE! A PENNY A MONTH FOR THE CELLOPHONA!
No, ma'm. That's the price of the phone on a two year service agreement.
OH. 😡
OH. 😡
Today, I had the best sounding calls in the center.
It's only a matter of time before they listen to each and every one of my calls, and eventually find the one where I call the guy from West Virginia an incestuous caulk-suckin' mother plucker.
It'll be great. It was nice knowing you all.
It'll be great. It was nice knowing you all.
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Call center stress
Just had paramedics take out a woman with possible heart issues. Had 3 or 4 in the last 2 months.
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so great
At work, we are divided into teams with names like "Cash Money". "Titans". "Battle Droids". "Spartans". "Bulldogs". "The Illuminati".
A new supervisor today called his team "The Carrot Cake Brigade".
Well played, sir. Very good, indeed 😎
A new supervisor today called his team "The Carrot Cake Brigade".
Well played, sir. Very good, indeed 😎
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shhh.dont let asurion know
But I am gonna file a false claim. Yep that's right I soon will join the ranks of other criminals like al capone
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AT&T and auto bill pay question
so apparently AT&T has the option of contacting my bank and requesting my new debit card number to update the auto bill pay feature on my account. Have any you AT&T reps heard of this? Most places that I have set up my auto bill pay feature, I have to update it myself, not the company updating it for me.
Just thought it was kind of shady that they can get that information without even asking me, but emailing me what they did and also sending me a text message.
Just thought it was kind of shady that they can get that information without even asking me, but emailing me what they did and also sending me a text message.
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parents upset that their kids can watch pr0n on their iphones.
You are idiots. Unimaginable idiots.
That is all.
That is all.
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"JUST SHUT THE * UP AND TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!"
Well sir, would you like me to shut the * up or tell you what's going on? 🤣
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Notes left on account..
Device Will Not Power On ; Note Detail: Customer was asked to leave our
store and never return. Customer got angry because we needed an hour to
work on his phone. Threatened me and told me he was going to pull his
weapon on me. SAPD will be called.; ; Model: HTC EVO ;
He's from Texas..was this you Jobes? 😛
store and never return. Customer got angry because we needed an hour to
work on his phone. Threatened me and told me he was going to pull his
weapon on me. SAPD will be called.; ; Model: HTC EVO ;
He's from Texas..was this you Jobes? 😛
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Whenever somebody asks me where I'm located over the phone
I always tell them my department just to be difficult.
I can obviously speak excellent English from my intro scripting, does it really matter where I am?
I can obviously speak excellent English from my intro scripting, does it really matter where I am?
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so i got a tracphone
it was free because im disabled according to the law.
but...they sent me this pos lg.
i need a better phone.
perhaps you have one lying around that you dont use and would like to give it to me.
HMU
but...they sent me this pos lg.
i need a better phone.
perhaps you have one lying around that you dont use and would like to give it to me.
HMU
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kids with non smartphones and minimal data usage
Parents freak out when we alert them of 1mb data used on their kids' phone, scold their kid thinking that's a lotta $$$ THEN they call me. When I tell them kiddo used $2 or less of data prolly butt dialed or sent picture messages, parents are like 😳 after reddening kiddo's bottom. Rent's fault too because they didn't block data. Parents are so stupid
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got a supv
that almost makes me feel sorry for the custy when they escilate to him, lololol gawd I love that supv 🤣
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peeps at work deface the property
all the arms on all the chairs are tore up. Today I covered mine in tye dye print duct tape 😛 it looks soooooo coool! 😎
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while sweet talking and diffusing a custy
I was miming hands on cheeks and nose in buttocks
I just made
75 dollars by giving a uverse tv sale to someone in need.
cha-ching. happy end of the month to me 😎
cha-ching. happy end of the month to me 😎
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