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melrhodes

Nov 4, 2012, 5:53 PM

The iPhone 5 Dilemma

Denial
That can't be. I was sure all of the leaks were fake. I don't understand. There's no way apple would make something so boring. Surely Steve Jobs is just playing a prank from the grave.

Anger
Are you effing kidding me?! Its just a stretched out iPhone 4S! The Samsung Galaxy Note II 4G LTE has a bigger screen AND more words and numbers on its name. APPLE FAIL.

Bargaining
Well, It DOES have fancy branded names like "Lightning Connector" for every single one of its tiny features, and I've been informed its "magical" and "feels goog in the hand."

Depression
I hate myself for wanting something so marginally better than what I already have.

Acceptance
*Throws money at Apple again*
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sic

Oct 31, 2012, 9:24 PM

"Sprint uses our towers."

Said the associate who works for a GSM carrier.
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hobble

Nov 4, 2012, 6:53 PM

This one guy told me

Apple ios is harder to use because they have "geniuses" at all of their stores to teach you how to use it.
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TheDudeAbides

Nov 5, 2012, 4:13 PM

as long as they keep moving us around to different computers with different glitches

there will be prayer at work
TheDudeAbides

Oct 29, 2012, 5:37 PM

gsm outages in florida

Verizon is going to have a hayday with this Laughing

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usurp

Oct 20, 2012, 1:11 PM

Sometimes I want to cut the eardrums out of customers

Why would you pay $34.99 for an inferior, Apple-branded pair of earbuds? This customer was adamant that he purchase Apple earbuds even though I showed him a wide variety of superior sounding, more affordable earbuds.

Apple zombies, you are ignorant.
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longsleeves

Oct 24, 2012, 11:12 PM

i have 2 lumias 900...is that a good thing?

What say you? I have a white and blue. Whatever shall I do?
TheDudeAbides

Oct 22, 2012, 5:06 PM

someone keeps stealing my data plan flyer

just got another one. Wrote on it "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME!!! I'M NOT THAT KIND OF FLYER!!!"


Laughing


Cool
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hobble

Oct 22, 2012, 3:19 PM

Wifi in my store

I wonder how long it'll be before they either firewall torrents or the dmca contacts them
TheDudeAbides

Oct 18, 2012, 7:06 PM

just changed my passwords- used to be a rendition of avaya

kinda felt like helmet in spaceballs with the luggage combination of 1234. I bet a lot of peeps in our industry used avaya as a password
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Captain Ahash

Oct 1, 2012, 10:19 AM

Ergh,

more mandatory overtime. This time they're assigning slots on our days off.

They say our client is increasing demand at our center, but I know for a fact that the new call center that just opened up in town just hired 150 and is set to hire a few hundred more today. And I know many who have moved to that company already from this center, and many more who are planning to move.

I really don't get the logic that in order to retain their current employees they are immediately treating us worse. *shrugs*
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mascaracake

Sep 11, 2012, 10:56 AM

Classic

*Me, noticing customer gets an emplyee discount from the FBI*

"So, does working for the FBI get you a good discount?"

"Uh... please don't advertise that."


Paranoid
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TheDudeAbides

Sep 26, 2012, 3:43 PM

so sad

I had the best supv EVARRRR!!!!!


Before shift bids I asked him who I need to slip a benjamin to to get him, then I got him.

He just got canned. Totally bogus
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melrhodes

Oct 7, 2012, 11:05 AM

I like this customer

Me: Let me ask you the security question on your account. What is your favorite hobby?
Cust: Doing Moms
Laughing
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Haggard

Oct 1, 2012, 9:36 AM

Sprint

Y U SHIP 3 WEEK DELAYED ORDERS BEFORE 2 WEEK DELAYED ORDERS? Evil or Very Mad
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mascaracake

Oct 1, 2012, 10:09 AM

IT SAYS RIGHT HERE! A PENNY A MONTH FOR THE CELLOPHONA!

No, ma'm. That's the price of the phone on a two year service agreement.


OH. Mad
mascaracake

Sep 24, 2012, 4:11 PM

Today, I had the best sounding calls in the center.

It's only a matter of time before they listen to each and every one of my calls, and eventually find the one where I call the guy from West Virginia an incestuous caulk-suckin' mother plucker.


It'll be great. It was nice knowing you all.
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Researcher

Oct 27, 2010, 5:57 PM

Call center stress

Just had paramedics take out a woman with possible heart issues. Had 3 or 4 in the last 2 months.
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mascaracake

Sep 24, 2012, 12:26 PM

so great

At work, we are divided into teams with names like "Cash Money". "Titans". "Battle Droids". "Spartans". "Bulldogs". "The Illuminati".


A new supervisor today called his team "The Carrot Cake Brigade".


Well played, sir. Very good, indeed Cool
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longsleeves

Sep 23, 2012, 2:02 PM

shhh.dont let asurion know

But I am gonna file a false claim. Yep that's right I soon will join the ranks of other criminals like al capone
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