Does anyone here own a tracfone??if so, what model??

The refurbished Nokia 2600 by tracfone is a great phone, with very useful spreadsheet, keyguard lock, reminder etc.. Nokia launched it for professionals and serious users, it dosn't have many 'extras' but it works perfectly for what cell phones were made to do, make calls on the move!

Models are there with Camera, bluetooth..for those interested. I am a happy user by its cost effective features, it cost me less than $40, and It weighs less than most phones and the battery lasts extremly long times without charging. It rings well, Hands free, SMS, managing spreadsheet, convert, waking up and Reminds well. So that it's a fine phone, which I was searching long - Sure its outstanding for its class.

Moving on to tracfone, my experience usin...
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Thought I'd start a little game...take part if you'd like...I'll start:

TRACFONE is to GOOD SERVICE
as
BRITNEY SPEARS is to GOOD SINGER

Tracfone is coming

to get YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[maniacally]mwahahahahaha

The Tracfone is Spanking Brand New. We bought it 2 days ago. It has minutes on it and everything. It comes with the headset, and holster for free. If your interested email me at lilqua2010@hotmail.com. Thanks

tracfone has bestowed upon me a calling. join me and we shall take to dwelling in my newly acquired home in kansas. it sits on 35 acres of rolling hillside. tracfone requires that only women hear my calling and men are to commit sopuku (sp?)immediately. children are allowed, we need someone to milk the cows. longsleeves is counted as a woman because there is no worry about him breeding with the chosen people. also, we need a good interior designer. call me.

i'm signing off now to pre-pare for 06. i just wanted to say HAAAPY NEW YEAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!1 befor i am too drunk to type it. 🤭 😁


may all have a blessed 2006. peace.

and Daniel entered into the palace of Nebucudnezer and found before him a dragon named Leviathon. this beast, born from the depths of hell, had been summoned by Tracfone, for Tracfone was angry that the hanging gardens were bigger than his. the battle grew fierce and daniel begged the dragon for mercy, but none was shown. but lo, before daniels eyes the demon flickered and disappeared. as daniel reached his hands to the heavens to give thanks to God he heard "we are sorry, but your time has expired...".

talking about the intellect of sea monkeys
little history for you all

bubonic said:
did they write the tome of tracfone.

MIKE3222 said:
hasn't been confirmed by conventional sciences. the vatican says that the holy writ is compliments of the illuminati, and not the pansy medievil illuminati either. the b.c. kick your face in and crap in your mouth illuminati which eventually became the nights templar during the crusades, charged with protecting holy relics, most notably the tome of tracfone and the holy grail. there are some denominations that believe an ancient race of super shrimp wrote the books and set in motion a plot that would give man communication and make them feel to be t

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chapter 6, verse 12:

and lo the pockets of christs robe glowed with a holy light and sound eminated from his body, and all who heard it covered their ears in fear and horror, for it was the sound of nokia. jesus raised the device from his pocket and placed it by his head.

verse 13:

and christ spoke: "yo. yeah...WHAT!? you're telling me i got to feed how many people at this party? all i got at the crib is some fish and bread, little bit of water. alright, i'll see if i can stretch it. see you there. peace out."

verse 14:

and the throngs kneeled by his feet and called to him begging for salvation, and jesus told them to follow, for there was a party at his pad.

😈 😲

Damn Tracfone has got another customer confused..Paul Harvey of radio fame has been victimized by Tracfone..He props them every time he is on the radio..

Can anyone save them?!?

Juan: (drunk) This is Juan. como estas b****es. something is happening in the house. hey who are you...

Unknown stranger: I am amp'd mobile. i am here to save ray romano. TRY NOT TO DIE, AMP'D MOBILE IS COMING!

Juan: that's my line.

amp'd: (charging door) here i come YEHAAAAA...(grating noises)

Juan: it would appear as though amp'd just ran into the blender that was being brought into the house. the blender seems to be broken, amp'd seems to be a bloody mary. ANYONE GOT A CELERY STICK?

Mike (news anchor): Juan, what is happening at the house?

Juan: F*** you sitting up there making all the money while i'm sitting here watching a house with a phone, a F***ing phone holding a guy hostage. what the hell man, what the hell?

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Juan: It would appear that tracfone has just waken after a 2 day nap. the pig meat made him very sleepy. It would appear that Ray Romano was not smart enough to flee while his captor slept. Our stations official poll had ray winning the death vote anyways, so why not. Kermit is here with us now.

Kermit: (glazed stare) what the hell... i can't believ... piggy. i know she was a crazy b**** but, she had some sweet meat you know. and i was hungry. i ate her. i actually ate her, and not the way i used to. (crying)

Juan: yes, very sweet meat. good smoked. if the button doesn't move, we will have to see ray die. to which this mexican reporter says "meh."

i was walking down the street and i saw napolean. yes! NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE. he has a tracfone!!!!!!!!!!! 😳 . i asked him why and he said:

THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT HAVE PRE-PAID COVERAGE AT MY HOME GOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 😳 🙄

i wanna know are tracfone users gay?????????? 😕

F.J. Pollak is Mason Verger

I'm gone for a few days and all hell breaks loose on this forum??? We run a tight ship here. Only pre-approved libel on this forum. You can't just post anything. From now on we're going to be stricter about this crap.





oh, and tracfone didn't cause El Nino......tracfone is El Nino

In a surprise move that has simply taken the theological world by storm, it seems as though Pope Ratzinger and his college of cardinals have decided to ratify the canon. The word "Satan", which most theologians define as adversary or defiler is to be removed from all scripture.

His Emminency had this to say, "Due to the scrolls that have recently been unearthed and studied in Mesopotamia, the more accurate translation should be Tracfone. We feel that Tracfone conveys the sheer terror, demonic intent, and antagonism of the original scripture."

Anthropologist, Ned B Kanezzer, was quick to add, "We have yet to see how far this will extend into the Judeo-Christian and even Commercial cultures. Will the Trac...
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tracfone was at the grassy knoll....
bermuda triangle is the result of a tracfone being thrown over columbus's ship on his way to puerto rico

tracfone`s coming for you