Juan here
Juan: It would appear that tracfone has just waken after a 2 day nap. the pig meat made him very sleepy. It would appear that Ray Romano was not smart enough to flee while his captor slept. Our stations official poll had ray winning the death vote anyways, so why not. Kermit is here with us now.
Kermit: (glazed stare) what the hell... i can't believ... piggy. i know she was a crazy b**** but, she had some sweet meat you know. and i was hungry. i ate her. i actually ate her, and not the way i used to. (crying)
Juan: yes, very sweet meat. good smoked. if the button doesn't move, we will have to see ray die. to which this mexican reporter says "meh."
Kermit: (glazed stare) what the hell... i can't believ... piggy. i know she was a crazy b**** but, she had some sweet meat you know. and i was hungry. i ate her. i actually ate her, and not the way i used to. (crying)
Juan: yes, very sweet meat. good smoked. if the button doesn't move, we will have to see ray die. to which this mexican reporter says "meh."
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bob here:
THIS JUST IN: RAY ISN'T DEAD! YES! I SAID RAY IIISSSN'T DEAD!
he is tracfone's bi*ch now.
back to you juan.
THIS JUST IN: RAY ISN'T DEAD! YES! I SAID RAY IIISSSN'T DEAD!
he is tracfone's bi*ch now.
back to you juan.
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Juan: Juan here. Yes it tis true, ray is alive. however, he will probably die in a very odd way if the forum does not gain enough activity to increase it to one bead. the way of death is to be determined by the people in the lounge forum.
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bob:
looks like mr. romano may very well be dead....
wait! what if i offer mr. fone a lg 8100 for $50.00 buck if he signs a 2 year agreement. you think he'll let ray go?
looks like mr. romano may very well be dead....
wait! what if i offer mr. fone a lg 8100 for $50.00 buck if he signs a 2 year agreement. you think he'll let ray go?
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