I'm I missing something?

I wish to be a paddowon learner of the force. I have studied the scrolls, researched the 6G rollout, and sacrificed the net10 customers. I face a long time in prison for my actions, and while incarcerated, I plan to preach the power that is TRACFONE to all my inmates. I have contacted wal-mart about moving a supercenter to manhattan, for the sole purpose of selling and servicing TRACFONE. My loyalty lies with the .45 cent/minute charge. I will be making a book about the net10 slaughters and donating it to the ad agency for them. Allow me to service the great TRAC.

I BOUGHT A TRACFONE BUT IT DIDNT WORK SO I CALLED UP THEIR TECH SUPPORT AND MY DOG DIED WHILE I WAS ON HOLD

THEN MY FRIEND BOUGHT A TRACFONE AND HE DIED TOO

...I'm all alone in here.

I have returned... where has everybody gone?????

What goes on in the world of Tracfone?

Hip hip hooray!!!

And he gets service anywhere! Cingular can't offer service "indoors" or "incaves"

and realized its the sweetest phone ever.

Can I get a 2nd phone that uses the same phone number?

Does tracfone Voicemail have the ability to send an email when a message arrives?

Will I save any money by picking up my Tracfone at Sams Club? (or somewhere else) vs ordering online?

Thank You

OH HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW!!!

I love my tracfone... everyone should bask in this paradise we call the world of Tracfone...

as many of you faithful readers know, i am the keeper of a book found long ago to be the missing biblical texts dealing with tracfone. i found this in my recent re-reading.

epistle of Jose
chapter6, verse 12

'and a man shall come, his name s0lrac, who claims to be privy to the divinity of Tracfone. He is a fruit-loop, seriously, don't listen to this guy.'

man, talk about accurate predictions.

Theres actually a forum for Tracfone. Hilarious.

...all the Tracfone users? 😁 Don't leave me hanging here people I know your out there.

☹️

I'm surprised there is no forum for TracFone's little brother Net10. Same phones, same service but only 10 cents per minute instead of 25 cents.

What a conspiracy ;)

I purchased a tracfone for my son's birthday and activated the phone on 11-12-05. My son lives in a different zip code than me. Before I purchase the phone I did extensive research on their website to ensure that my son would be able to use the phone since he lives in a small town. Their webiste had nothing that said some technology does not work in certain zip codes. When I typed in the zip code, it showed that they provided service in that area.

When we activated the phone on 11-12, the zip code did not work, so we activated using my zip code. He tried to call TracFone several times but never got through. I contacted tracfone on 11-25 when my son was in town with his phone. At this point he had barely used the phone since it was...
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Or just another charismatic fanatic bent on corrupting your children and leading them down the dark and sordid path of culthood? It was this question that many parents regrettably discovered the answer to this past week.

The calls started pouring into 911 at exactly 2:31 AM CST, Monday morning. Citizens of Bucksnort, TN were calling into their local police department in a panic after hearing a deafening explosion and being blinded by a brilliant flash that filled the sky. Afraid that terrorists had attacked the thriving metropolis, many of the citizens hid in their bomb shelter/outhouses and awaited the all-clear.

It was not the work of terrorists, the authorities later found out. Instead, it was the final act of a group of misled ...
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I now know why I was feeling weird. After purchasing my phone, I realized I had not only gained a new phone but new super powers as well enabling me to know what women are thinking.