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from the book of doodle-romony


Dec 22, 2005, 10:53 AM
and Daniel entered into the palace of Nebucudnezer and found before him a dragon named Leviathon. this beast, born from the depths of hell, had been summoned by Tracfone, for Tracfone was angry that the hanging gardens were bigger than his. the battle grew fierce and daniel begged the dragon for mercy, but none was shown. but lo, before daniels eyes the demon flickered and disappeared. as daniel reached his hands to the heavens to give thanks to God he heard "we are sorry, but your time has expired...".

Dec 23, 2005, 5:59 PM
and few know this but in leviticus where it says retards and blind people cannot enter the congregation of the lord, biblical scholars have now qualified tracfone as superflous, therefor meaning that if you use tracfone you cannot enter the congregation of the lord.

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